
The Whole Internet Is Complaining About Our Expired Candy
全网磕我们的过期糖
by Have a Cup of Black Tea (搞杯红茶)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 419k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Reunion|Reversed Identities|Entertainment Circle|HE Yang Yuanye became famous at a young age. Not only is he a music genius and a rock star, he is also a well-known rich young man in Beijing circles. There is a secret in his heart. That was his music producer - his name was Yi Qingchen. He was talented, poor and beautiful, and his eyebrows were as curved as snow on a sunny day. Yang Yuanye couldn't help but feel his heart melt when he saw him smile. Until a ridiculous party, Yang Yuanye blocked a glass of wine mixed with dirty things for Yi Qingchen. In the dim room, Yi Qingchen clutched her cell phone in panic, beads of sweat dripping from her thin white neck. "Wait, wait for me to make a call... Find someone to help you..." Yang Yuanye, who had always been proud and undisciplined, tremblingly pressed his arms against the head of the bed, leaned over and unbuttoned his white shirt one by one with his hot lips. "Baby, pay your own debts by yourself. I don't want anyone else, I want you." From then on, Yang Yuanye learned the taste by eating the marrow. Thinking about it while walking and thinking about it while eating, Yi Qingchen glanced at him and he hurriedly held out his heart to tease others. Nineteen-year-old Yang Yuanye originally thought that was the starting point of eternity. ——Until a phone call came. The person he placed at the top of his heart said coldly: "It's boring. Let's stop it. We'll just pretend we've never met each other." It was terribly cold that winter. Yang Yuanye searched all over Beijing, but could no longer find those beautiful amber eyes that were so seductive and life-threatening. The heavy snow fell, and he sat alone at the door of the Yi family's old house, night after night. The bastard he loved no longer wanted him. Four years later, new singer Yi Qingchen appeared on the music scene. With the help of a guqin, he single-handedly carved out a bloody path and became famous immediately after his debut. The poor boy at the beginning has become an unreachable star. At this time, the Yang family was already in decline, and Yang Yuanye was serving dishes at a high-end cocktail party. God had nothing to do and reversed their identities. A glass of Bordeaux red wine happened to spill on Yi Qingchen's white leather shoes. Yang Yuanye knelt down and carefully wiped the red wine on his shoes with his cuffs, then straightened his spine, calmly said "Sorry" and turned around to leave. Yi Qingchen chased him to the foot of the tree, raised his eyes clearly and looked at him: "Aye, long time no see." In the twilight, the magnolia tree looks more beautiful than the snow, and becomes a poem when it falls to the ground. With just one glance, Yang Yuanye's heart, which had been dead for several years, suddenly started beating violently, causing pain and numbness. He threw the cigarette butt on the ground expressionlessly, and the orange-red fire was stamped out. "Get out of the way, good dogs don't block the way." …… A few months later, singer Yang Yuanye, who had been dormant for four years, announced his comeback. He was parachuted into a certain music and variety competition, and his popularity skyrocketed. Only the "strongest newcomer" Yi Qingchen could compete with him. The audience is eagerly looking forward to seeing the new king and the old king fight to the death. On the stage, the two of them looked at each other for a long time, sparks flew and the lingering sound lingered as the guqin and guitar clashed. ——Not like a mortal enemy, but like an old lover. CP fans leisurely spread out a table of expired candies: Today's children are so cute, why should they fight? #DustCP# is originally a young couple! #Yang's right side hides Yi, and I hide you in my heart# ————————— Food Guide 1. Cool Brother x Tian Shao, the love between two top singers, they reunite at the beginning. In the early stage, Ku Ge was extremely hard-mouthed and went crazy intermittently. In the later stage, he risked his life to be a licking dog for his wife, and his barking became healthier; Tian Shaomei was strong but gentle, as gentle as a butterfly in the palm of his hand. His appearance belongs to Nuwa Bishe, and he is dedicated and affectionate. I can only say that meeting each other is your blessing. 2. Reunion, strong and mature (3 years age difference), both physically and mentally alone, the past is sour and sweet, HE. 3. All characters have no prototypes, and the covers and character designs are hand-painted and customized. * Pre-receipt: "The villain mistakenly identifies his enemy after passing through the book" Xu Chengcheng's family ran a paper flower shop for shrouds. She heard a lot about ghosts and ghosts, but she became more interested in science. As a good materialistic young man, he believed in Marx and believed that only by getting into a good university could he earn enough money to buy a car. Until one day he woke up and found that there was a man beside his pillow out of thin air. He stared deeply at the man's charming and profound profile, his sharp and sharp features, and then he raised his foot and gave him a violent kick! The man hit the ground with a thud, and a big red envelope suddenly appeared on his head. After being stunned for a few seconds, he stood up and spoke to the air with a grin: "Where is this? Where is the secretary? Call the helicopter to bring me the family doctor. He may have a concussion. Let my lawyer come over too." After the man finished speaking, he raised his arm and pointed at Xu Chengcheng, "And him! Within three minutes, I want all his information!" Xu Chengcheng clutched her phone and blinked hard. She didn't know whether to call 110 or the mental hospital. Later, after discovering that the crazy critic in front of him was the cold-faced Yama and the villainous boss Li Yanting in his novel, Xu Chengcheng felt that it was time for him to go to a mental hospital... * Li Yanting thought he was reborn. He fell from the crashed plane and crashed into someone's bed in parallel time and space. The man had the same face as his enemy in his previous life, and he was looking at him strangely and horrified. Is this a comeback gift package sent to him by God? His nemesis was just a poor student at this time and had no success. Even when he opened his mouth to scold him, his voice was filled with a youthful sound of zero harm. Very good, this time, he will ruthlessly and completely nip the fate of his rival in the cradle! The friend asked: "So you decided to stay with him to take revenge?" Li Yanting pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and nodded thoughtfully. "But you are now helping him do the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation"." Li Yanting: "I want to prevent him from learning and progress." "You're still teaching him how to speculate in Bitcoin?" Li Yanting: "I want him to lose his mind by playing with things." Friend: "That makes sense. So, you washed his underwear because...?" Li Yanting: "Hey, that's because the tap water in winter is too cold! Don't you think so? Don't entrepreneurs need to do charity?" Friend: This is pure fart... Intention: Please come back to me before the sugar expires
