This is the first book, the writing and plot are immature, so read with caution
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*The blackbird is an intelligent and flexible wild bird known for its ability to hold grudges.
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One day, Ji Feng met a blackbird on the road, standing on a tree and tilting its head to look at him.
The friend next to me said: "The blackbird is very vindictive. Don't be mean to it. It will chase you."
After their eyes met for two seconds, Ji Feng raised the trumpet in his hand and pointed it at the blackbird on the tree.
He's going to do this shit today.
A loud noise of one hundred and twenty decibels burst through the air from the speaker: "Collect old mobile phones, broken mobile phones, refrigerators, color TVs..."
As expected, the blackbird was frightened and fell to the ground.
It pulled its head out of the soil and stared at Ji Feng angrily: If you dare to mess with me, you are in trouble.
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Ever since he offended the blackbird, Ji Feng took revenge on it precisely and was chased and pulled by the bird. For this reason, he had to wear a plastic raincoat on a sunny day.
Even though he hid back home, the blackbird followed him to his house and settled down there with peace of mind.
Blackbird lives like an uncle in his house, and likes to eat his fried pumpkin seeds.
Ji Feng picked up the bird's wings and looked around: "Why do you feel like you've gained weight?"
Ji Feng looked at the wife he just fell in love with: "Why do you feel like you have gained weight too."
The witch thrush's claws that were reaching into the fruit plate froze and said angrily: "I don't have one!!"
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Ji Feng has been in love with a singer named Wuchuan since he was a sophomore in college.
He thought he could only watch him through the screen for the rest of his life, but he didn't expect that since he messed with the roadside bird, he began to see the witch thrush frequently.
Ji Feng added the WeChat account of Wu Thrush and pointed to his profile picture: "This is an ugly photo I took while my bird was sleeping."
Looking at his ugly photos and Ji Feng's WeChat name of "Kill a Blackbird," Wu Thrush said: "…"
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1. Ji Feng means attack
2. Cheap hands, fun and attack × Tsundere, vengeful and delicate
3. Not a perfect character. He will grow up slowly in the early stages of attack. Please mind if you accidentally enter.
4. Shou can turn into a bird or a human, attack can walk a bird or a human ()
5. Imaginary entertainment circle sand sculptures, no research, no prototype and nothing to do with reality
6. He
7. Blackbird (dong, one sound) Come here, witchbird (dong), say dong with me——
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Preview of "Dressed as the ex-boyfriend's comfort dog queen"
Ling Chen was hit by a car and died on the spot. When he woke up, he was dressed as a gift from his ex-boyfriend's mother.
A fluffy big white dog comfort dog.
Ling Cold Brother Chen looked at the smiling angel Samoyed who could only giggle in the mirror in front of him: "..."
What a silly dog.
The big white dog tried hard to look cool, but when he saw his ex-boyfriend, he couldn't help but stick out his tongue and wag his tail.
Ling Chen slapped himself wildly in his heart: Shut your mouth!
However, the body refused to obey. As soon as Zhao Cijing put his hand on its head, the big white dog's eyes closed in comfort and its tail shook like a propeller.
Ling Chen: "..."
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Once Ling Chen turned into a dog, he originally planned to escape and become a free Samoyed.
However, he was forced to bind the life-saving system, which had to ensure Zhao Cijing's survival. If he succeeded, he would return to his body, and if he failed, he would lose his life.
"..."
The steps to escape stopped, and Ling Chen returned to Zhao Cijing in despair.
Relying on the fact that the real human expression cannot be seen on the dog's face, he began to act cute towards his ex-boyfriend mercilessly.
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The task given by the system is indeed not simple, and Zhao Cijing is not that easy to live.
Ling Chen wears many hats as a comfort dog, a firefighting dog, and a cute crisis intervention dog, bringing people back from the brink of death every day.
I'm really a little tired.
What's even more frustrating is that only three months after the breakup, Zhao Cijing seems to have a current boyfriend.
From time to time, he would look at his phone and laugh, he would talk on the phone with someone for a long time, and he would even call the other person's nickname in his sleep - this made Ling Chen feel complicated every time he hugged him.
Forget it if you already have a boyfriend.
This boyfriend doesn't look like a good person.
He never showed up and always asked Zhao Cijing to go to some dangerous places and do some dangerous things.
After another frightening rescue, in order to ensure that he could return to his own body—of course not because he was worried about the other person—Ling Chen decided to investigate.
Unexpectedly, the chat information could not be found, the call records were not traceable, and every meeting would be missed due to some strange circumstances.
……
After walking around in circles, Ling Chen discovered that this "current boyfriend" actually didn't exist at all.
Because it was Zhao Cijing's hallucination from beginning to end, and it was the "Ling Chen" that Zhao Cijing thought.
During the days when they broke up, Ling Chen suspected countless times that maybe the other party had never loved him. The enthusiasm and beauty that Zhao Cijing showed in the past might just be part of the disease and the symptoms of hypomania.
But in Zhao Cijing's hallucination, there was no such doubt.
Because he thought they had never broken up.
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□Narcissistic and overachiever (Ling Chen) × Sensitive and autistic fishing (Zhao Cijing)
□Shou has bipolar disorder (see Chapter 1 for popular science, although I haven't written it yet)
□Some are sour and some are sweet, mainly sweet
□At the end of the attack, you will turn back into a human
□he
Purpose: Caring for birds is everyone's responsibility~
