If You Live in the Northern Song Dynasty, Don't Bother Eating Melons!

--End! —— ——By the way, pre-collection, a one-sentence introduction: After dressing up as a flower market heroine and using the heartthrob buff to become the empress (double vest, male and female accounts will be together) "This is Green River, who is the heroine of the restricted novel"—— Su Jinghe, an innocent college student, wandered into Su Di and crossed into the Northern Song Dynasty by mistake, and even became Su Shi's cousin. After passing the college entrance examination, all his knowledge was returned, and his physical fitness slowly deteriorated in college. In the court of the Northern Song Dynasty, he was no different from a white mouse falling into a cat's nest. He even had to go through the Jingkang disaster in his lifetime! It's better to wake up and go directly to the college entrance examination room, at least you won't die if you can't answer the question. But there are also cheats in time travel, and the melon-eating system helped him a lot! Are you worried that you don't know people well or that there is a mole in your team? It doesn't matter, let's see if this person has any melons first. You have no talent and no talent, you want to visit the thatched cottage three times and you don't know where to go? It doesn't matter, first check to see if the system has any recommendations. There are only things that are unexpected, there are no melons that the system cannot eat, and there are no resources that cannot be found! Along the way, Su Jinghe went from Tanhua to Prime Minister by accident, and even—— Supported a generation of empress with one hand? ! After dreaming at midnight, Su Jinghe woke up from the bed and rolled into the arms of Ms. Wang Wenjun, the mainstay of the family, a talented and beautiful female boss. "I don't want to go to court tomorrow." As a member of the group of female officials who were promoted to power by the empress, Wang Wenjun was also well aware of her husband's role in the court - a husband who revealed his inner voice without knowing it could be said to have veto power in the court that he was not aware of, and he could never do anything he did not agree to. "How about sleeping in the hall?" We, the Song Dynasty, really cannot do without your voice and cannot live without your melon! ! ! ——Original copy—— Su Jinghe, a clear-minded college student, walked through Su Di and went straight back in time, becoming a cousin of Su Shi's family who was first-class in knowledge and poor in character. Good news: there is a golden finger for time travel! Eating melon when you have nothing to do can also pass the time of fishing. Bad news: The system says he will live a long life. Doesn't that mean he has to go through the Jingkang Incident? Su Jinghe, who is fully aware of his own incompetence, is ready to spend every day. [The Jingkang Incident is not something I, a loser, can change. The Song Dynasty is poor and weak. Faced with wolves, tigers and leopards, one kneels faster than the other. How can I keep them from kneeling? It's still a fishing job, just muddle along. However, his voice was freely available to the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty, and Su Jinghe had no idea about it. The other civil and military officials in the same court as Su Jinghe, including the emperor, all raised their heads. Who? Who is making noise in the court? In the Battle of Sanchuankou, Xixia pretended to have peace talks with the Song Dynasty. Song Renzong was about to negotiate peace. [I have to kneel again and again. I lied to you. Can you please stop kneeling? I can't defeat such a big place like Xixia. Do you know how embarrassing it is! I'm embarrassed to say that I like you Northern Song Dynasty! Forget it, you won't listen even if I scold you. Don't be angry or angry, anger will harm your body. Su Jinghe comforted himself, but Emperor Renzong of Song Dynasty became angry and suppressed his strength and pushed Xixia to the ground. Song Renzong downgraded the prisoners' crimes to one level, and released the lighter ones directly. All officials praised their benevolence. [Hahaha, you really know how to come up with ideas. Who cares about Gotham City now? It's really a country of sin and it's like the Song Dynasty. It commutes sentences three or four times a year and pardons death row inmates. I think you might as well put me in jail. Prison is no safer than outside! Song Renzong's face was ashen, and he finally gave up on unconditional convict and decided to retry the unjust, false and wrong case. As a low-ranking official who was waiting to die in court, Su Jinghe's biggest hobby was to encourage his wife to make money and give her ideas. He couldn't be more satisfied if he could arrange a marriage through time travel. After all, with his business ability, he couldn't make money even if he had ideas. Of course, the purpose of making money was to carry the bucket and run away before Jingkang was in trouble. Who would have thought that the Song Dynasty was not very similar to what he remembered. Surprisingly tough? ! Su Jinghe ate soft rice and fished hard. With the efforts of the big bosses in the court, the Song Dynasty flourished, and his little life became more and more beautiful. Suddenly one day there were loud gongs and drums outside, and someone kicked open the door of Su Jinghe's house, saying angrily, "Who scolds us every day that it's easy for us to kneel down in the Song Dynasty! Is it you!" Su Jinghe took a closer look and saw that it was his colleague! [Wait, is it easy to kneel down? Isn't it me who scolded you? Could it be that my usual sleep talking has been leaked? The expressions of his colleagues became more sinister, and Su Jinghe became more frightened. Pre-collection tweet: "Nine sons seize the direct descendants and rub me into the screen?" ! You brothers, don't listen to me. Don't you have your own? Qin Zhao was the only direct prince of the Yu Dynasty, and he was also a well-known playboy in the Yu Dynasty who was loved by the emperor and the empress. But no one knew that Qin Zhao was a time-travelling girl who was born to know that the queen disguised her as a boy just to enjoy the future prince's fiefdom, and she herself had no intention of becoming the emperor. The system was used by her as a short video app, and she watched vulgar and mindless short dramas every day to pass the time in ancient times. What Qin Zhao didn't know was that the video she posted was shared and projected to the eyes of her royal brothers who were engaged in the contest between the nine sons and the heir apparent. At the age of three, Qin Zhao was carried by Emperor Wen to the Jinluan Palace and sat on the dragon chair together. When he coughed and vomited milk, the emperor personally took care of him. This was an unforgettable day in the heart of the eldest prince. Something from nowhere haunted him like a ghost. In front of him, visible and intangible, the bastard standing in his face was acting out "the plot of a domineering emperor getting angry over a beauty." ["Woman, you are playing with fire." "Look, this is the country I have built for you." "I rushed eight hundred miles to deliver Zitong's favorite lychee." "I share the world with Zitong."] At the age of seven, Qin Zhao fell into a deep sleep in the study room. Emperor Wen was concerned and only saw Qin Zhao sleeping soundly. He was not angry at all. He wanted to randomly check the academic progress of other princes. The boundaries between father and son, monarch and minister were clearly defined. The Eighth Prince, who entered school only one year earlier than Qin Zhao and was an excellent back smoker, remembered what happened on that day so deeply that he remembered it vividly many years later and did not dare to forget it. Just because the monster who looks exactly like him is in a sadomasochistic relationship with the third child he hates the most! ["I am not as important as you to the throne." "Father, he is old. He doesn't know what we are doing, so let my brother kiss me."] He wanted to vomit but did not dare to. The eighth prince was so angry that he fainted on the spot. At the age of ten, Qin Zhao had no achievements and no reputation. He was awarded the title of prince, surpassing all his brothers. At this time, her movie viewing record was even more impressive. With several brothers as the protagonists, forced love, chasing the wife in the crematorium, two male protagonists, and all kinds of crazy and funny high-speed driving starting from 0 frames. Qin Zhao: Who said that ancient times are boring? This ancient times is so good. There is plenty of time and a luxurious life. The brothers who seized the throne in Kowloon did not bring the flames of war to a fish in the pond like me. This is great. Intention: When everyone adds firewood, the flames will rise.