(Yan) Death is not serious· Affectionate verbal attacks
These two temples in the human world cannot be worshiped on the same day.
I will be angry after worshiping two immortal masters.
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During his lifetime, one of the two immortal masters was a civil official and the other was a military general.
Later, one who saved the people ascended to the sky, and the other who killed the enemy ascended.
I didn't deal with him in the past, because I went to Yan's house to sleep overnight under the eaves to take shelter from the rain, leaving a red mark on my neck. It was rumored in the capital that the two of them had slept on the bed.
Bai Chengxiao glared: "Bullshit, that person said there were many gnats in his house and they were bitten by those things at night.
Yan Wufeng seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
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Later, neither of them married and died one after the other. The precious emperor they both supported was born in Cao Mang and wrote an elegiac couplet to them in tears.
Hengbiao made a mistake and wrote "hundred years of good cooperation".
I personally confirmed the rumor.
Later, their temples were built together, and they were called the couple's temple. But praying at the same time is not very effective. They said that the literary god was too jealous and would not allow others to marry him.
Bai Chengxiao listened in the sky and almost vomited blood.
"For God's sake, who cares about that smiling tiger? "
He stared at the man sleeping next to him, who just stretched out his arms to pull him off, and said with a smile: "What are you thinking about? It's so cold, please give me a hug. "
Bai Chengxiao scolded him: "Fuck me, your room is cold, isn't it? At worst, I'll sleep in your room. "
Yan Wufeng got excited and said, "Okay, okay, we've talked about it thousands of times in people's mouths, and we won't suffer any loss if we really do it this time. "
"... I told you that I would go to your house and sleep alone, so get out of here, you stinking gangster! "
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Later, a disaster occurred in the world, and the two came to earth to perform their duties. They kissed, slept, and drank wine, and they became husband and wife.
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"After you die, I look at the Heavenly Palace every night and cannot express my feelings. However, Qiu Yu is not exterminated, so he cannot pursue small desires. "
"Then the sword pierced my internal organs, but I was overjoyed to finally be with you. "
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[Instructions for consumption]
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2. Imaginary history
3. Main text perspective
4. Screenshot record of copywriting on May 29, 2024
Intention: May I be like the stars and the moon, and the light will shine brightly every night.