[The synopsis of the story has been screenshot. Saved on May 28, 2024]
Copywriting 1
In the troubled times of the late Liang Dynasty, Yan Zeling was reborn for the third time and opened his eyes to find that his founding copy had collapsed into hell mode——
Novice tasks: Build high walls, accumulate grain, and recruit counselors.
Actual plot: The father made a sneaky appearance in the middle of the night holding a red wedding dress: "Ah Que, the Liu family of Luzhou wants you to marry in exchange for food!"
The staff member smiled evilly: "Man, you successfully caught my attention."
The cold-blooded brother attracts bees and butterflies under the aura of Jack Su, the gentle mother transforms into a black lotus in the palace, and a sister on the border collapses the city wall because of love...
Yan Zeling threw out the "Anti-Bone Transformation Manual" with her backhand:
"Those who are farming are going to clear up wasteland with hoes, those who are embroidering are going to improve textile machines, and those who are in love are all assigned to build canals!"
Later——
The canals are filled with steam merchant ships, the beacon tower has been transformed into a weather station, and the "KPI assessment list" is hung in the Jinluan Hall.
The history books bitterly complained: "The Yong Dynasty's founders were the pacesetters in labor reform per capita. The six ministers were 007 throughout the year. Even the imperial kitchen was studying the formula of chemical fertilizers!"
On the day when the regent retired after his success, Liu Yunsheng appeared faintly holding an abacus:
"Your Highness, Liu's three hundred stones of corn are now equivalent to one hundred miles of Beidi Railway. Construction will start tonight."
Behind him, Princess Yin Cheng was holding a hoe, sharpening a knife, and said to her brother, "It's finally our turn to kidnap Brother Que for scientific research!"
Secret History of Dayong
Question: Why did Yong Taizu Xie Shen's behavior make his hands tremble when he saw the abacus?
Answer: One time when the old father tried to urge the marriage, the regent smiled and said: "If father is free, he can use mother's embroidery to pay Liu's interest."
Question: Why is Liu Xu's abacus embedded with gunpowder?
Answer: "His Royal Highness said that Mobei's budget could not be completed by now, so he asked me to experience the newly developed explosive mining method." ("The Pit Prevention Diary of the No. 1 Salted Fish in the Yong Dynasty")
Question: Why does Princess Yin Cheng always stare at the sweet potatoes and giggle?
Answer: "Brother Que asked me to name the new weapon after he said that the sweet potatoes will produce thousands of pounds of sweet potatoes - but I really just want to retire and play with machine dolls!" ("The Desperate Confessions of a Border Sister")
Copywriting 2
The story of the regent's previous life.
But this past life was a little different.
Brother's script: "The Feng Ming of the Wai Shi: All civil and military officials in the dynasty love me"
Dad's script: "I heard that the emperor of this world is doing something for the country"
Sister's script: "The desperate clutch who dribbles the ball and runs around in love"
Mother's script: "When you are the vicious successor destined to be cannon fodder in the otaku literature"
Staff script: "The disfigured staff is the hidden boss"
Intention: Don't give up or be discouraged in the face of hardship, because good luck always comes to those who are prepared.
