* Xia. Shi, a lover of confession wall submissions and a master of abstraction, recently met a fan whose ID is "Geh" in the comment area.
She contributed: Is there anyone who wants to jump off the building today? The building is about 20 meters high. 6 People each 3.33 Meters. You can take turns taking photos. Each person can only jump once. I am the initiator and can jump one more time.
He commented: The longer you live, the more emo you have; the more emo you have, the shorter you live, so the longer you live = the shorter you live.
She submitted: Please ask for a way to make the male god forget that I am a loser, please ask for a tutorial on how to avoid dirty hands with the swollen mango, please ask for a tutorial on how to die if you meet someone, please ask for a tutorial on not wanting to die, please ask for a tutorial on not breaking the defense, and please ask for a tutorial on Pangu closing the world.
He commented: Life is a mess, drink it up while it's hot.
She submitted a post: Draw someone in the comment section, no gift, just draw.
He commented: Guess whether I have been selected. If you guess correctly, give me one hundred yuan.
?……
Xia Shi was happy, and gave "Ger" a friend request: "What motivates you to keep posting jokes every day?"
Opposite: "Get out of your comfort zone and get yourself into trouble."
"What does your ID mean?"
"Read it."
"..."
Although Chinese people are one family, is it a bit impolite to identify relatives randomly? ? ?
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One day, Xia Shi finally asked for the WeChat account of Mu Qiyi, a handsome guy. Wait, why is this nickname getting weirder and weirder?
? [Summer time
??? I am summer time. Ger, is that you? ? ! ! ]????????????
[I passed your friend verification request and now we can start chatting]
[Just a legend: Don't be obsessed with Geh. After all...]
Okay, okay, let's play with abstraction, right? Xia Shi hesitated for two seconds and immediately answered.
[Summer time: Brother is just a legend. ]
A woman with a big butt can lose face, but her jokes must not be on the ground. *
Intention: None