Yuan (simple and sinister)—Xian (gloomy, dark, tall, mighty, sad, melancholy, super handsome guy) Gong×Yuan (sunny, cheerful, bright, and withered)—Xian (gloomy and violent, just want to create beauty for everyone) Shou
Rare pearl man, whoever loves him will know.
Copywriting one:
Question: What should I do if a good friend suddenly confesses to me?
Answer: Just calm down and find yourself a fake boyfriend, right?
Question: What should I do if my fake boyfriend turns into a real boyfriend?
Answer: Calm down, it's a big deal.
Question: What should I do if the cooked rice turns rancid?
Answer: Calm down, two men, no ball, little hands, it's easy.
Question: What should I do if I fall in love after breaking up?
Answer: Calm down... I can't be calm! The thunder is coming down quickly, yes, that scumbag will be struck to death!
Copywriting 2
Xiao Zhenzhu: "Am I beautiful?"
Baili Lao: "Beautiful."
Xiao Zhenzhu: "Since you think it's beautiful, then I'll scratch my face!"
Baili Yao: "Don't make trouble. Even if you scratch your face, I won't let you go. I will only take you to see a doctor to remove the scar."
Xiao Zhenzhu: "Forget it."
Xiao Zhenzhu: "If you were a human and not a dog, just let me go!"
Baili Yao was silent for a while and then let out a "woof" sound.
Xiao Zhenzhu: "..."
Copywriting three
A sinister man pursues his wife, a wife who is missed by many people.
When they catch up, they will be bloody, and when they are bloody, they will continue to be bloody. They feed each other bloody things, and then they are struck by lightning together.
He was killed but lost his memory.
He loses his memory, he runs away, and they both have a bright future.
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Demining:
Double unclean!
Double unclean!
Double unclean!
This article is thunderous and bloody. Readers are advised to read with caution and beware of myocarditis.
First sweet, then bitter, then long-term sourness, first normal and then off the spectrum!
(The copy of this article has been retained in writing)
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Next book: "It's Difficult for the Financial Owner to Reborn at the Doomsday"
The sinister boss attacks the beauty with affection × looks cold on the outside and complains about the cannon fodder on the inside, turns around and becomes the benefactor
1. Yun Xuan found out that he was reborn two months before the end. In order to quickly make money to stock up on supplies, he became a delivery boy delivering food.
One day, a customer opened the door. This customer turned out to be Jiang Yu, his financial sponsor in his previous life and the most powerful person in the base.
The donor touched his face and said, "The delivery boy looks pretty good. Why don't you follow me?"
"Guest, I'm not that kind of person." (Waving his hands to refuse, pretending to leave)
"One hundred thousand."
"Are you really good at judging people? Cash or transfer?" (It's really not about money, the main reason is that the donor is too beautiful.)
2. After the end of the world, relying on the materials in the space, Yun Xuan smiled evilly: "Times have changed, Ayu, now I will be your sponsor."
3. After another period of time, Yun Xuan covered his face, not wanting to look at the lazy [Qiangwei] next to him.
Is this [rose] made of gold? Why is it so difficult to raise? Hey, the sponsor is in trouble~
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Intention: Polish the pearls well