Working as a Cow and a Pony for a Stingy Tyrant

[Change the subject, the original text has been merged into the article about raising cubs quickly] I, a writer of history, know too much. ——Because I can read minds :) Your Majesty is stingy and returns the favor to a tyrant [Want to approve money again? Ha, behead! Search your home! If these court bugs can't squeeze out any money, they should be dragged out and chopped off by me! The grievances in the Six Parts are heavier than ghosts [How on earth did Nima's original body manage to give money to Emperor Lao Deng whenever he wanted? Ah? Is he the reincarnation of the God of Wealth? Do you love Lao Deng so much? Ye Shicheng will not deceive me! [I'm going to take care of this old man who wants to serve him! I have been humble for many years just to get married, but what an old lady! Hey, did you ancients also have the Four Loves? [Damn it, does the Dog Emperor know what it means to get what you pay for? Why did I end up dressed as a donkey egg candle with a shiny surface? Bad review! [Damn it, Dad, I already paid my own way to go to court. What else can I do? Original owner, what kind of vision do you have, why should I protect your character? Are you eating melon in front of you? It's so annoying that I can't crawl to the center even though it's so rolled up! I'm equally jealous of all my colleagues! Has Lao Deng seen too much milk today? No :), keep working, waiting for the time to die for love is so happy hahaha I'm not crazy! Everyone is very lively at heart, and I am the same. Although I record daily historical facts conscientiously on the surface, I secretly write unofficial history in private. How come it's so exciting? Until one day, His Majesty saw me entertaining myself... [Hmph, it's all a mess. Beheading, must be beheading! Just when I was lamenting that my head was not safe, my gay partner, storybook seller, and the most powerful Crown Prince of Dayu spoke up leisurely. "Father, Mr. Wang's words are valuable, why not..." His Majesty opened his mouth and came: "You are determined, my dear, the future of Dayu will be entrusted to your hands!" Me:? ? ? Your Majesty, Your Majesty, your stingy Pixiu attribute is showing off in a place like this! What I wrote is your unofficial history of fandom! ! ! You, think about it again? Tips: 1. There is no adultery. Except for the protagonist and his partner, all the members are single. Most of the courtiers who have roles are brought by the system from later generations. 2. The fan fiction written by the protagonist is very subtle, and it is okay to talk about the relationship between the king and his subjects (but there are also pornographic stories written under pseudonyms). In short, there will be ancient people knocking on CP, misunderstandings, etc. Don't worry about this. 3. The emperor is stingy + careful about state affairs and generous to the people, but he is not very generous in giving leave and money. 4. Brainless nonsense, the author is uneducated and only looks at intrigues, political struggles, etc., None of this, an idealized world 5. The prince is not the emperor's biological child! The emperor is single! Concept: Zaizai is super cute