After sleeping in the dormitory and waking up, Wen Xishen traveled through time.
I entered the Gong Dou Wen I just finished reading last night and became an insignificant servant in the Dog Emperor's harem.
Fortunately, the original owner's family was not well-off and his status was extremely low. The Dog Emperor, who had three thousand beauties in his harem, didn't even know he existed.
The sad thing is that because he really has no sense of existence, his life in the palace is worse than that of an ordinary guard.
Wen Xishen, who had been hungry for three days, finally couldn't stand it anymore. After gathering all the wild vegetables within a ten-mile radius, he took advantage of the remoteness of his residence and pretended to be a guard, waiting for an opportunity to find a job cleaning the cold palace.
From then on, Wen Xishen lived a life of nine to five, with one person eating enough and the whole palace not being hungry.
While working diligently, he also accidentally met a cold-faced and soft-hearted young guard. Although the guard was a bit old-fashioned and stubborn, he was kind-hearted and would bring him fresh food every time he changed guard.
While eating the hot meal, Wen Xishen burst into tears and vowed to only be with him, the best and the best in the world.
During the days when he was immersed in sweeping the floor, he did not forget to keep his ears high and eavesdrop on all the gossip circulating in the harem.
What? A certain nobleman was framed and pushed into the water by a certain concubine. Not only did his voice break, but he also went crazy and howled loudly in the palace every day?
What? A talented person with a pampered nature was verbally suppressed to the point of being depressed and unhappy all day long just because he offended a certain concubine who lived in the same palace?
A certain concubine went to her palace every day to look for trouble. I heard that every late at night, the palace residents within a hundred meters radius could hear the shrill scream of a certain talented person?
Wen Xi sighed deeply and shook his head. While secretly cursing the dog emperor for not being a human being, he also lamented his tragic fate in the harem.
Until one day there was a family banquet in the palace, and he attended it as ordered. While hiding in a corner and eating and drinking voraciously, he heard the eunuch's soft announcement in the distance.
"Shu Fei, please submit a piece of "Pleasant Goat Spring River Cherry Blossom Viewing"——"
Wen Xi reached out to the chopsticks for roasting the mutton and paused.
That night, he went through all the trouble to sneak into Concubine Shu's palace. When he raised his head, he met the concubine and concubine who were playing mahjong at the table and met his eyes.
"..."
Wen Xishen asked: "Dazhu, two strong and three pockmarked?"
The other three looked at each other and rushed towards them the next moment, howling like wolves and ghosts.
The graceful Le Guiren hugged Wen Xishen and cried in a male duck's voice: "Fourth brother, do you know how long we have been looking for you? I have had enough of this kind of three-in-one life..."
Wen Xishen was shaken to the point of doubting his life, and he never understood why his three idiot roommates came with him.
After finally meeting up, the four hit it off and decided to take advantage of the weak defense in the palace to escape and then wait for an opportunity to find a way back to modern times.
Opportunities don't come easily. Wen Xishen packed his bags in a hurry. The only thing he regretted was that he hadn't said goodbye to the little guard who had shared hardships with him in the cold palace.
It wasn't until a quarter of an hour later that a group of four people were blocked at the entrance of the palace.
The young guard who had been chatting freely with him in the cold palace a few days ago was standing not far away with the guards with swords. They were dressed in bright yellow robes and their stern faces looked particularly sinister in the night.
His eyes darkened and his face was expressionless: "My servant Wenxuan... Where are you going?"
The palace people around him knelt down in fear and shouted to see His Majesty one after another. Seeing this, Wen Xi's eyebrows skipped a beat.
The next moment, with trembling hands, he took out a brand new broom from the bag as if no one else was watching.
"I said I was transferred to sweep the palace gate... Do you believe it?"
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Food Guide
①Shuangjie 1v1 non-cruelty slap in the face, easy and cool text
②Being old-fashioned and stubborn is the first impression you get from others.
③The author's writing is novice and illogical, don't call me QAQ
④The dynasty background in the article is fictitious, the view on marriage is relatively open, and there are both men and women in the harem.
⑤I'll add it when I think of it
Mission: Survive tenaciously despite adversity
