[Local love stories and funny memes come from the Internet and casual chats with friends. Funny memes are everywhere. Don't mess with me.]
#About me treating Bourbon as my brother but he wants to fall in love with me
A sudden fire left me homeless, but it didn't matter, I was sure it was God's will——
Because I was finally "forced" to live in the home of a bourbon distillery with good looks!
He was the one who proposed it! ! !
My cohabitant's identity is a sandwich: organizational model worker & intelligence expert & police undercover agent
But for a layman like me, the key points are only:
[Broad shoulders, narrow waist, honey-colored skin, neon police designated love arsonist]
In line with the principle of "if you don't touch a handsome guy, your life will be wasted", my daily compulsory courses are:
After coming back from get off work, I asked him: "Take a shower first or eat me first?"
He walked around me and walked to the kitchen: "I'm going to make dinner."
Walked into his room in the middle of the night: "I was sleepwalking and went to the wrong bed!"
He tied the buttons tightly to the top and picked me up: "Go back to bed."
Pretending to fall, she pounced on his abs who had just taken a shower: "The floor is too slippery~"
He clasped my wrist and chuckled: "Can it still slide this far?"
With my efforts and his even greater efforts, we maintain the purest relationship as colleagues!
... At most, they are half-brothers and sisters?
Until one day when I was holding a piece of toast in my mouth, I blurted out: "Hello, get married!"
He put down the milk cup and raised his eyes: "The district office gets off work at six o'clock, it's too late to leave now."
Wait! Did you wake up too early and your ears are blind? What about the promised friendship of steel warriors? !
#About the fact that Kouhai is executed with one click
#He even prepared the list of marriage witnesses in advance
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Screenshot of someone's cell phone memo:
21:00 Stopped her 88th bathroom raid (successful)
23:30 Indulge her in peeking at her abs for the 99th time (buttons are loose)
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"This was a premeditated arrest from the moment you moved into my home."
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Food guide:
1. First-person mindless sand glyph
2. It is the if line of the next door "I am reborn as a bartender in a winery", but if you haven't read it, it doesn't affect your reading.
3. We are busy at work and need everyone to chat more to be motivated to update!
4. The tentative update time is from 9 to 10 pm. If you can't make it in time, you will ask for leave from wb.
5. For the series of drafts, see @Yakult No Ice Jinjiang Edition
6. Please do not mention other works below the article
7. Atypical pure love 1V1
Concept: Love can overcome distance
