The sickle in the left hand and the dates in the right hand,
Shouting loud slogans:
Keep the farmer and tease the dog,
My farm is the most carefree!
[This article is divided into three parts: Loli Chapter, Marriage Chapter, and Landlord Chapter]
Miss Siyu was very depressed, why she always bumped into bad guys and girls working there. Screaming: We are not voyeurs!
On the street, Siyu yelled at the maniac who assaulted her breasts:
"You are a big gangster. You have been a gangster since you were a child. As soon as your mother gave birth to you, you didn't forget to look back!"
The handsome guy Gu burst out: "You are the big hooligan! You are still looking at your father three times a day while you are still in your mother's womb!"
"Ah~~~! Hei Zai, bite that girl to death!!"
Wuwuwu~~Wangwangwang~~~!
"Aww~~~!" The handsome guy was hit in the butt and howled loudly!
With tears streaming down his face, he stuffed the engagement letter in his hand into his mouth and swallowed it.
I thought silently in my heart: The landowner's daughter is too scary, why did I find such a partner for me!
[Extra: It's better to offend a villain than a little woman]
Eight-year-old Xiao Siyu: "I am a farmer, what about you?"
Twelve-year-old Gu Mo: "Those who read the weather (astrology and horoscopes) occasionally look at faces and test horoscopes..."
Siyu said clearly: "It turns out that he is a transvestite. Then can you know the past and the future?"
Gu Mo curled his lips and retorted: "Who says you can't predict the future? At least I can know what my child's surname will be in the future, but it's different for you. Your child's surname is still unknown!"
Siyu replied loudly without thinking: "Humph, that's right! But, my child must be my child, but your child may not be... Yo!"
The author let out a loud "puff"——