Look at the black history tonic, [Huge Pit], a work of practicing writing. Don't look at it, it hurts your eyes. Silently recite the mantra: don't look, don't look, don't look, row, row, row, row! Don't buy it! Real!
Recommended for pre-receipt - "Miao Youth Refuses to Aged"
How can an ordinary college student or a real omega survive in the world of infinite flow... Of course, it is a one-stop service that flatters everyone.
What? Live broadcast netizens can increase the player's survival value by throwing coins???
Why are you still standing there? Of course... He knelt down and begged the dungeon BOSS to bless him and keep his body intact.
When Su Yi discovered that the dungeon BOSS in the infinite flow world was seriously involved in emotional disputes, his eyes lit up, and he set up a memorial the next day: Bao Zhi is entangled in divorce and wants to remarry, bickering and quarreling every day, and being single is the red line, so that your husband and wife will never forget you.
Netizens watching: ... No, he is sick, right?
The next day, business really came to his archway. The spider lady with four pairs of eyes asked him with tears in her eyes: "I am hopelessly in love with a black cat. Its hair is so smooth, its skin is so delicate, and its taste is so sweet... But he never pays attention to me and even hates me. How can I win his heart?"
Su Yi: "Trick him, tie him up, and eat him, so that his flesh, blood, and soul will always be fused with you."
Netizen:???
Isn't there something wrong with this red line?
Unexpectedly, Mrs. Spider nodded and sent a bloody cat leg over that afternoon, with the words: Thank you for your proposal, I am willing to share my love with you.
Netizen:......6
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It was another sunny day, and Su Yi was humming a song and closing his eyes to relax in his courtyard.
A dark shadow passed over the person. The person was wearing a zombie suit. He looked elegant and elegant. The pheromones that belonged to the top A were attacked. Su Yi covered the tip of his nose and said in a good tone: "Remarriage is 20% off, and the red line is half price."
He tilted his head: "Which one do you want?"
The zombie suit slowly said: "You."
Su Yi:???
He coughed and said, "I don't sell my body as an artist, I hope everyone knows."
Zombie suit: "I sell it."
Su Yi: "..."
This book is also called "How about you kill me?"
The crazy critic with high IQ who wanted to put him down was attacked by a powerful tea master with a poisonous tongue and a powerful martial arts
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Recommended for pre-receipt ~ "Miao Youth Refuses to Aged"
Su He was once the young master of Miao territory. He was tied to a pillar of shame and burned to death for disobeying discipline.
Amid the scurrying flames, he laughed wantonly.
"Don't forget, I am the young master. You can't get rid of the poison I cast on you."
The fire spread to his heart, and the last words scattered in the wind, fluttering.
"Just enough. No more than three hundred years. I have lived enough."
In the end, no one in the village survived.
Su He was not a kind person, so he would naturally drag them to be buried together.
But Su He failed to die. He closed and opened his eyes and became a weak academic bully who was bullied.
Wearing a cold beauty skin, she looks aloof, but in fact, anyone can step on her.
First, he went to an aristocratic school, and his family is a nouveau riche. You must know that the idle rich second generation hates these cats and dogs with the appearance of wealth. In essence, they still have the blood of poverty.
Second, he never resisted, and seemed to have acquiesced in these behaviors, which also made those dandy boys even worse.
But since Su Hechuan came over, everything has changed.
Two days later, after several mice were stuffed into the desk pocket, the instigator was blocked by Su He at the school gate. He spread his hands and asked him for his address: "Where did you buy your mice? My little Hei likes to eat them."
When he was blocked in an alley, Su He moved his fingers and took off his coat. The next day, his heroic performance of one stop and six won the whole school, and even once overshadowed the school tyrant Xie Qian's one-stop three.
When the rich second generation retaliated and sneaked into Su He's dormitory bed to give him a surprise, they unexpectedly heard a hissing sound and the bed board rustled, as if there were some reptiles swimming on it.
Until I reached out and touched something slippery...
Later, no one dared to confront Su He.
He has become the new legend of the school bully.
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Xie Qian originally didn't pay much attention to Su He after hearing about his reputation, but when he saw this person for the first time, he became more and more attracted to Su He.
The more I looked at him, the more I realized how could this person be so good-looking!
It looks good when you squint, look good when you sleep, and the action of connecting with water is also good... After reacting, he suddenly came back to his senses, damn, he couldn't be crazy, right?
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Until one time, Su He was blocked in the equipment room by Xie Qian, who confessed his love to him with a poisonous spider that had been hidden for a long time and was said to be shipped from Africa as a meeting gift.
"Consider being my boyfriend. If you accept the things, you will be mine."
Su He looked at his trembling fingertips as he picked up the glassware, refusing to lower his head, with a supercilious look. He was obviously scared to death, but still wanted to deliver the thing to him. It was simply... Cutely stupid.
After he took it, he neither agreed nor refused. He looked him up and down and said, "If you want to be my boyfriend, you must first be physically strong."
Xie Qian, who has not participated in any physical exercise for three months:! ! !
Later he found out that the strong body Su He mentioned was... Invulnerable to all poisons...
The yandere beauty in the gloomy Miaojiang area is attacked by the mean and cool guy in school
If you are interested, please collect it~
Purpose: Reject feudal superstition
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Teacher must be very tired from playing, so let's write a few articles to relax [crying]
Teacher must be very tired from playing, so let's write a few articles to relax [crying]