Ling Xiaoxiao is an alien. He has known that he is an alien since he was born on this planet.
My parents remind me every day: You are an alien, do you know that? You have to restrain your sharpness, you have to be cautious, or one day you will be arrested and studied by the research institute/police station/lunatic asylum.
Ling Xiaoxiao thought: That's impossible!
So he tried his best to become an earthling.
Accidentally, I used too much force.
He attended cram schools for mathematics, physics and chemistry, and did three years of college entrance examination simulations for five years. In order to compete in the blind date market, 25-year-old Ling Xiaoxiao also set the biggest goal in life - to buy him a three-bedroom apartment in the city center!
His parents asked him to learn alien languages, and he carefully compared locations and prices;
The parents tried their best to contact the aliens left on the planet, and all the people he joined were the city's real estate agency groups;
One day, he suddenly discovered that his parents were not his parents. He panicked, really panicked - ah, then you won't give me the down payment?
Another day, he found that the handsome guy in the coffee shop who always had a cold face always seemed to be looking at him intentionally or unintentionally. His mind was wandering for a few days, and in his dreams at night, the handsome guy used his straight hand to swipe his credit card to buy a house for him.
However, the handsome guy suddenly broke into his dream and said unbearably——
"Wake up! Stop buying a fucking house and get up and save the planet!"
He only wants to be the leader of the special affairs processing center's execution team when the earth is attacked. The other side of the bizarre world + the extremely ordinary thinking trajectory of East Asians.
2025.11.13 Message: All manuscripts have been written! Updated at 9pm every day!
Concept: The universe is big, but life is even bigger
