Question: What should I do if I find life-borrowing money?
A certain answer: If you believe it, you will have it; if you don't believe it, you will make a lot of money.
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One day,
Mo Mo picked up a wad of money on her way home after get off work and put a note on it - to give it to a destined person.
Seeing no one around, Mo Mo was about to smile and accept the stranger's feelings, but found that there was also words on the back of the note - I will buy you ten years of life.
Momo paused and stopped stuffing money into his bag.
As the saying goes, a gentleman loves money and gets it in a wise way.
He took out a crumpled fifty-cent note from his pocket and pressed it under the note, then left with a wad of money.
He turned back before taking two steps, took out a pen and wrote on the paper: Not enough money, rebound.
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Mo Mo is a staunch materialist.
Lend him ten years of life? It's ridiculous, even if it's true, he won't lose.
The fortune teller said that he would not live to be twenty years old, so how could he give ten years to others?
And tomorrow is his twentieth birthday.
Then Mo Mo went home and slept peacefully.
After midnight, he suddenly woke up and found himself standing in front of a strange and gloomy building. Two rows of human-sized paper figures were bowing to him:
"Welcome distinguished guest No. 1000886 And welcome to the God of Wealth Club."
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Later, Mo Mo found out that this was no God of Wealth Club. It was clearly the underworld where people borrowed their lives to repay their debts!
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There are three major lists on the God of Wealth Forum: debt list, debt repayment list, and newcomer list.
As soon as Mo Mo entered the God of Wealth Club, he ranked first on the debt list that day.
He didn't expect that when he turned twenty, he would not be rich overnight, but would be left with hundreds of millions of dollars in debt? !
Mo Mo was dissatisfied and appealed to the underworld customer service. As a result, four cold characters were randomly slapped on his face: Father! Debt! Son! Pay!
The first lesson of social animals is, don't pick up money on the side of the road. It may not necessarily cheat your father, because it may be your father who cheated you.
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Mo Mo, who was cheated by his father, has since then lived a life of playing dungeons to pay off debts. He also inherited his father's inheritance, a useless brat.
Mo Mo: Who are you?
Chen Yin (low tone): Your exclusive soul guide.
Mo Mo: Function?
Chen Yin: I'll take you home after you pay off your debt (^_^)
Mo Mo (Despair): ... It seems I won't be able to use you in this life (T_T)
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Mo Mo was more than willing to fight the ghost, but he was not strong enough. He turned around and shook his head: "Chen Yin! Come here and help!"
Chen Yin dug his ears, who are you calling? I can't hear it.
Mo Mo endured the humiliation and said, "Master Soul Attractor, please come and help me catch ghosts."
Chen Yin smiled: "Baby momo, here I come~"
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A real money fan and a fake honest man is attacked by the real person whose V attributes are unknown.
2024/6/3
Purpose: Don't be greedy
