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Copywriting of this article:
Wei Yao inherited his parents' prop shop, but his business was declining due to the decline of physical haunted houses.
Once she was absorbed into the horror infinite game world, she looked at the other players searching for props, browsed the five-digit props in the system mall, and then looked at her single-digit balance.
Wei Yao: "..."
Damn it, I must bring the price down!
In the copy
A senior player took out an A-level item, showed it off in his hand, and left alone, ignoring the pleas of new players.
Wei Yao, who had been silently observing and analyzing the structure, sat down on the spot, took the grass on the roadside and made ten of them in one breath, and distributed them one by one.
New player: "! What is this, piracy!"
Wei Yao looked around: "Keep your voice low, isn't it glorious!"
Adhering to the principle of uniting all proletarian players, Wei Yao turned his attention to NPCs to cut leeks.
In the game
While others screamed in fear from the npc, she was the only one who hugged the npc's little sister's tentacles in distress.
"It must be very painful to be cut off by others all the time."
The npc was confused, and the npc burst into tears, thinking that he had found his soulmate in life.
The next second, Wei Yao dodged the other person's hand seeking a hug, took out a roll of something from his pocket, shook it out and showed it in all directions.
"So let's take a look at the inflatable tentacles! The texture is amazing, almost exactly the same as the real thing; it moves with the wind without providing additional power; it is made of degradable materials, clean and environmentally friendly, and will not pollute the environment of the replica. Most importantly, it saves you from the pain of being chopped down."
"No 9998, no 998, just 98 system points, take the inflatable tentacles home!"
The young lady clicked with more than a dozen hands and quickly placed an order.
The NPC obtained high-quality tentacles, Wei Yao obtained system points, and other players were protected from attacks by real tentacles.
Everyone has a bright future.
Later, Wei Yao organized the Players Guild.
She is responsible for the design, the factory is responsible for the production, and the guild members are responsible for selling the products to various places in the copy.
Professional players experience the dungeon and record the shortcomings of the props to facilitate after-sales; acting players pretend to be scared to improve the NPC consumption experience.
Some high-end NPCs are dissatisfied with the finished products of the assembly line. Wei Yao also thoughtfully provides high-priced private customization services and is committed to meeting the needs of every consumer.
In the dungeon, the newly born little NPC's eyes flashed with confusion, and he saw a group of relatives nodding and bowing in front of a human, with puzzled expressions on their faces.
"Who are you?" It asked.
"A mediocre wholesaler." Wei Yao replied.
She touched the little npc's head with pity.
There are new leeks, so good
[Barrier: The background of the male protagonist being a tool, few emotional scenes]
[It's a cool little white text, you can unload your mind and relax, there may be logical loopholes]
"My whole family is a weird NPC"
Fang Yingqiu is a patient with Cotard syndrome. To put it simply, although she is alive, she firmly believes that she is dead.
She has always been incompatible with the people around her and unexpectedly entered a life of horror.
This place is surrounded by dangers, and countless frightening little worlds are piled up with horror stories, forcing everyone to break through the levels over and over again. Most of the players are in danger and are in constant panic.
Fang Yingqiu, who had just entered the game, took a breath of the air mixed with the smell of death, listened to the wailing around her that indicated that her death was imminent, and turned around to hug her sister in red wedding dress who came out trying to scare people.
It's great, it feels like returning home.
Looking at the attachment of the girl in front of him, the NPC who became a female ghost due to the pain of losing her son: "...!!!"
Help, maternal love is overwhelming!
……
In the game.
Player A: "Ah, ah, pay attention to the left side! There is a thousand-year-old zombie climbing up the window there!"
Fang Yingqiu took over the shroud that smelled like washing powder from the hands of the kind zombie: "It's okay, it's just that my grandma is afraid that I will be cold."
Player B: "There's a hanging man on the ceiling! Run downstairs!"
Fang Yingqiu patted the other party's shoulder reassuringly: "Don't be afraid, it's just that my brother is working out."
Player C: "If the famine dungeon encounters a starving ghost, we will definitely become his food rations when it's over -"
Immediately afterwards, the players who were too hungry to walk watched helplessly as the starving ghost in front of them opened the rice bowl containing food.
Fang Yingqiu: "Wow! Thank you, Dad!"
Players: "???"
Players: "!!!"
Player D: "I'm really going to die this time... It's okay to be surrounded by an A-level boss and be in a desperate situation. The S-level dungeon boss Red Wedding Dress actually got into this dungeon and shouted loudly to give me my child. At first glance, he went berserk..."
Fang Yingqiu coughed twice.
Player A: "Could it be..."
Player B: "Could it be..."
Player C: "Did you..."
Fang Yingqiu: "Sorry, I am the child she talks about."
…
A long time later, in reality.
The friend looked at Zhong Feichen, who remained calm in the haunted house, and wondered, "Aren't you scared to death of ghosts?"
Why are you so calm today?
Zhong Feichen was silent: "Because of my mother-in-law."
Friend: "?"
[A carefree person who is not afraid of the little sun x a person who is afraid of ghosts but works hard to smile for the praise of his family]
Motto: Work hard wherever you are!
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