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[Next door "All the furries in the college want to rua me!" Opened As the most powerful witch doctor in ancient times, Wu Heng woke up and found that he had passed through the book and became the grandson of an old Chinese doctor. Thinking that his father, who was a housekeeper, was kicked out by the boss who tried to destroy the bridge because of his crazy eating of melons in a wealthy family, and finally died in poverty, Wu Heng decided to start a live broadcast to help the cheap father earn a lot of money! The Shark Platform has a new live broadcast room called [Chengde Medical Center]. Although the anchor claims to have a hundred years of medical experience and likes to brag, there are many handsome people watching because of his great looks. Until—— ①The wealthy wife brought her pot-bellied son to the live broadcast room after seeking medical treatment in vain. Wu Heng took his pulse from the air: "I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant with many snake babies." As soon as Wu Heng turned around and performed a great dance performance, the boy instantly retched and vomited countless fresh little snakes. Rich wife & netizen: What the fuck? ? ! ! ② The school grass that has been a landlubber for twenty years has grown fish scales in the middle of the night. He has taught himself butterfly, backstroke and breaststroke without a teacher, and is determined to dominate the Olympics and win glory for the country. Wu Heng diagnosed online: "If you let the disease progress any longer, you will turn into a mermaid." The school boy was surprised that he was about to become the mermaid prince in the fairy tale, and he had fans all over the world. Wu Heng was curious: "Can a mermaid with a fish head and body be accepted?" The school girl froze: Wait a minute, what's the matter? ? ③The Chinese painting genius who has been blind for several years asked with the last glimmer of hope: "Do I still have a chance to regain my sight?" Wu Heng shook his head and said bluntly: "Your eyes are completely dead." The Chinese painting genius felt despair. The next moment, Wu Heng directly caught the evil spirit who caused his blindness and broadcast the organ transplant live. The Chinese painting genius who not only regained his sight but also had yin and yang eyes: "...!" Netizen: ... God, a miracle doctor! Later, a patient who kept losing his head held up seven or eight heads late at night and begged Wu Heng to choose the most beautiful one and sew it on for him. The female teacher who had been dead for three years dragged her rotten and smelly body and asked Wu Heng how to light a sky lantern to stay alive. Countless patients suffering from strange diseases came to hear the news, and the live broadcast room became completely popular. - In recent years, the country of China has been invaded by supernatural beings, with demons and ghosts everywhere. Countless people have been suffering from various strange diseases inexplicably. When he was worried, Wu Heng, who could heal diseases, tell fortunes, draw talismans, catch ghosts, and dance as a master, came into view. The number of viewers in the live broadcast room is increasing, and netizens are jumping wildly and repeatedly saying, "What the hell, the witch doctor who can pick up ghosts and gods from all over the world is a bully" and "My wife is so sassy and strong, so I'll kill her myself." They also independently established an alliance to protect Wu Heng. Until one day, netizens saw Wu Heng trapped in the arms of a cold and evil young man with a drunken face and flushed face. The young man's cold lips bit the white flesh of his neck, and asked Wu Heng when he could stop the clinic to accompany him. As the young man's expression became increasingly gloomy, resentment surged around him. Wu Heng gritted his teeth: "Stop spreading your resentment and creating new patients for me!" Wu Heng imitated the method that the young man taught him hard last night and placed a kiss on the young man's lips. In an instant, all the yin energy from the young man's body disappeared, and his smiling lips let out a satisfied sigh. [First version 2024.5.17, Second version 2024.9.04, Screenshots taken] --------------- New article "All the furries in the school want to rua me!" Yan He, a migrant worker, slipped into an aristocratic college novel and became one of F4's cannon fodder followers. Before entering the academy, Yan He was told not to be discovered by the young masters that he was just an ordinary human being, and to just be a good dog for the young masters. Yan He chose between being angry and being cowardly. Isn't that just being a bitch? 996 Top social animals are the best at it! In the Bestia Noble Academy, every student can return to his ancestors and become a beast. Survival here is a challenge, and beasts, desires and killings follow them everywhere. The children of wealthy families with prominent family backgrounds and the special recruits who have turned into ferocious beasts. They are aloof and at odds with each other, but Li He has become the only outlier. Young Master A is a ferocious and violent golden eagle. After turning into a beast, in order to maintain his sanity, he had to have Yan He come and pluck his hair. Yan He disliked the pain and tiredness in plucking hair, so Qing Mimi took out the nine-dollar hair grooming tool. A trembled all over and regained his senses instantly, letting out an excited bird call. The next day, Yan He received the room key for a single-family villa from A, which was filled with pet combs inlaid with diamonds. A mocked: "A cheap comb is not worthy of touching my noble feathers, so I give these to you. By the way, when will you comb my hair next time?" ---- Exchange student B was an anorexic snow leopard. He secretly watched Yan He cooking delicious cat food for stray cats. The crazily rolling throat was filled with his restrained desire. One day later, B ordered people to fly all kinds of top-quality and precious ingredients from abroad to Yan He. He said calmly and indifferently: "Give you a chance to show off. Make me cat rice and eat it with me." ----- Special admission C was a polar wolf with low self-esteem and fierceness. He watched silently as Yan He diligently stroked the fur of the rich young man, but he ignored him. A few days later, C killed the president of the Special Enrollment Association and became the new Wolf King president who could compete with the noble children. Yan He was forced to sit in the VIP front row of the Wolf King Ceremony, and C looked down at Yan He from above. The next second, C was lying in front of Yan He holding up the 80 million ring finger that symbolized status, exposing his smooth and soft belly and asking for a touch: "You and I are just the same, are you willing to rub my belly now?" * The struggle in the college did not stop with the arrival of Yan He, but intensified. Looking at the furry animals all around him rolling around and wagging their tails in begging, Yan He fell into deep thought:? ? ? Who is the dog? Yan He became the unattainable white moonlight of everyone in Bestia Noble Academy, until one day he saw Yan He being pinned down in the grass by the Siberian tiger, the leader of F4, with his face flushed—— "In addition to survival, the animal's instinct is," the young man bit Yan He's trembling Adam's apple, "to reproduce." *In this academy, their gods deserve to be at the top of the food chain. Reading guide: 1. Both the attacker and the recipient are adults. 2. Non-shengziwen. Purpose: Cherish life and embrace a better life