As a typical contemporary graduate, Li Man is a 996 social animal.
I work diligently every day to get to and from get off work, and face my boss and colleagues with a professional smile.
Polite "received" and cordial "#*…%^x@".
Holding a thermos cup in hand, when a fish touches it, it will immediately enter the first level of combat readiness.
The good life gave her a calm and polite madness.
When she opened her eyes at dawn, she once smiled and turned off the alarm clock.
After three breaths.
Serenity imagines that this boring yet beautiful world can usher in a change that will drive social animals crazy.
For example, the lovely company door, because the boss stepped in with his left foot first, could not bear the load and exploded the entire building.
Another example... The end.
Simple and unpretentious, Li Man applauded.
Then I was forced to get up^_^.
Coming home from get off work, after staying up late with revenge.
Indispensable is her calm and elegant sleeping posture.
Put your legs together and face up, fold your hands in front of you, and recite the witch's incantation.
There is no room for falling asleep and dreaming, and there is no genial image of the company standing on its head to pull the boss.
Even in the doomsday game she was obsessed with, she still persevered in facing the little sisters who had a tacit understanding with netizens.
Describing his lofty ideals and describing a grand happy infrastructure layout.
The words are crazy and the mood is exciting.
Li Man, who learned that the weekly report was due tomorrow: ^_^④.
So——
The next day, an unpretentious morning.
Li Man solemnly accepted the breakfast delivered upstairs by the takeaway boy ten minutes in advance, holding the soy milk straw in his mouth with a sense of ceremony.
Just as he was closing the door and turning around, the delivery boy bumped into the glass door of the company.
He glared at her.
Ten minutes later.
The company door was shattered, the boss broke the window and jumped off the building, colleagues screamed and ran away, and the cleaning lady dropped her mop and bit anyone she saw.
God shows up, comes with max version.
In a small corner.
Li Man nestled in his inconspicuous workstation, chewing the hot breakfast in his mouth with fear.
Then he took out his mobile phone, took a photo, and posted it on Moments.
By the way, I would like to report the current situation to my friends and sisters.
The little sisters responded thoughtfully and gave reasonable solutions.
"You now have two choices before you."
"Option A, walk to the cleaning lady who is 5 meters away from you and join her."
"Option B, pick up the pen in front of you."
Li Man:?
"Take it, what next?"
Little sister: "Fuck it to death!!!"
Li Man stood up from his workstation calmly, took two slow steps back to the window, and raised his eyes.
The colleague who was pushed in front and tried to fight back with a fruit knife with a ferocious face had his neck bitten off in an instant.
She silently glanced at the pen in her hand, typed again, and asked, "Is there option C?"
Little sister: "Yes^_^."
"With the window behind you, you can choose to leave this beautiful world peacefully."
The next second——
Li Man was knocked out of the window by his colleague: "..."
#Too many private settings, empty background
#I'll add it when I think of it
Purpose: Create the future
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