Q: What's worse than dressing up as a short-lived and foolish king?
Jiang Qiao thinks he is qualified to answer this question:
After transforming into the short-lived blind Longyang Hunjun, he transformed back into the palace together with the beauties from the harem that he had robbed.
Jiang Qiao, the idol of a 18th-tier domestic entertainment boy band, gay, 0, was forced to live a life like a Shaolin monk under the abstinent character set required by the company.
When he woke up and entered the emperor simulation game, he became a short-lived emperor who was blind and weak, so he——
Is the prime minister cold and ascetic? Take it into the harem!
The number one scholar is as beautiful as a flower? Take it into the harem!
The emperor's younger brother's sweetheart? Take it into the harem!
Alien beauty messenger? Take it into the harem!
A beautiful prince from the Western Regions? Take it into the harem!
Receive! Receive! Receive! As soon as I put it away, I lost my temper and became cruel!
I lived like this for three years of extravagance, drank a glass of poisonous wine, and returned home beautiful. Before I died, I didn't forget to touch my beloved concubine's hand:
"My dear wife, you don't have to do the poisoning yourself," he hooked her fingers: "Such a beautiful hand, it won't look good if it's stained with blood."
**
After dying and traveling back to the real world, Jiang Qiao once again lived an ascetic life.
Until a big deal hit him: the company asked him to be a tour guide in the most popular travel romance drama recently! The partners are all celebrities and superstars, either rich or noble!
However, since joining the drama, strange things have happened frequently.
Every time I wake up, the alarm clock next to my bed always changes its position.
There seemed to be some smell in the closet that didn't belong to him.
No matter where I go, there always seems to be a burning gaze behind me.
The strangest thing is that there are some weird marks on the body.
Why?
Jiang Qiao looked at the guests. The guests were talking calmly and seemed to have not encountered anything strange like him.
"I told you before, you scared him." There was a smile on the actor's lips, but his voice was gritted: "If you have any sense, get out of here, especially you. Do you think the emperor can remember your promise? He only turned over your sign once in three years!"
"I am a concubine personally named by the emperor, and a direct descendant!" The Crown Prince of Beijing said angrily: "You are just a concubine, and concubines are also concubines. How dare you occupy the emperor for two days in a row?"
"Isn't a noble concubine also a concubine? Who doesn't know that the emperor only mentioned your position because you took advantage of it-"
"Back then, weren't you willing to die in front of the emperor? I was just sharing the emperor's worries!"
"Shut up! The emperor will have breakfast in five minutes. Why don't you prepare his favorite crab cakes?"
"Although, those are the crab roe cakes I made myself. Do you dare to say in front of the emperor that it is everyone's wish? Try it?"
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Host: Do you like last season or this season?
Jiang Qiao (cautious): Last season, right.
Host: Why?
Jiang Qiao: Because everyone in the last season was normal.
★Reading tips:
1. It's a very drama and very bloody, and I'm a slow and stupid person.
2. Periodic 1v1, competing in Shura Field
Purpose: Treat others equally