[HP] My Dear, Big Explosion (Under Revision)

The entire text of this article is being revised. It is normal for there to be inconsistencies and bugs. Dean, who was in the first grade, was stunned. The little Irish wizard knew everything so well. He was really shocked! Dean, who was in the third grade, was trembling, and his good brother who was still blasting the crucible every day looked disgraced. He was really exhausted! Dean, who was in fifth grade, looked disgusted. Seamus, who suspected that his friend Harry Potter was spreading rumors, was really disgusting! In seventh grade, Dean had a nosebleed, bravely faced the Death Eaters, and blew up his boyfriend who blew up the suspension bridge. He was really... So handsome! Ron said: "Good lovers may not necessarily look like brothers, but good brothers must look like lovers." Everyone:? Li Jordan said: "It's been so hard for me to wait! I almost thought I would owe Fred fifty gold galleons!" Teddy Tonks said: "It's great to be young!" Aberforth: "Although... But..." Arianna: *stares* Aberforth: "Forget it——" Luna: "The new issue of The Quibbler takes a look into the exciting life of Gryffindor men in the male dormitory, full of sexual passion!" Professor McGonagall: "Hogwarts only allows interviews for all ages!!!" Rita Skeeter: "Who is the husband of Finnigan, the dynamite king? They have been gay since childhood. Is it the distortion of witchcraft or the loss of magic?" Harry: "I have lived with you for six years. When did you two..." Dean/Seamus: "Since he chose to sit next to me on the train." Note: This article will involve many historical events. The style is both silly and realistic, heavy and abstract, and funny and hellish. It aims to re-examine the world constructed by Rowling through two unique witnesses: Dean, a black Londoner, and Seamus, an Irishman. Hogwarts is not only about magic, this bastion of Britishism also has prejudice, hatred, and stubbornly resistant little wizards. It's not the head-on confrontation with Voldemort that makes a hero. For children who grow up with malice, working hard to survive is the greatest courage. Reference information: Some of the memes and jokes are based on my favorite comedians: the Irish comedy trio, and the Northern Irish sitcom Derry Girls. Concept: See the magical world from another perspective