He Never Comes to the Jungle! [Esports]

[Gentle and dedicated, home-based national server shooter attacker x super sweet voice, heartthrob e-sports genius jungler] As the national jungler who dominates the rankings all year round, Luo Bai is famous for his three highs. He has high skills, good looks, and a cold personality. He never turns on his mic when playing games. However, in a mediocre game, Luo Bai met a 0/22 national server shooter and liked to mention the home defense aspect. Adhering to the principle that if you don't scold, you will never be scolded again, Luo Bai directly opened the mic with passion. "Is your national standard rented from no man's land?" "If I plant a peashooter in the development lane, I'll be better than you." "Your movement is worse than that of a human and a machine!" "Ten minutes, 22 heads, you can't even deliver takeout!" … The output was as fierce as a tiger, Luo Bai felt happy, the shooter... Cried, and opened the microphone to apologize. When Luo Bai heard the other party's voice, he turned out to be a primary school student. He immediately felt guilty. After the game, he added the other party as a friend, intending to help him. As a result, the other party quickly went offline after agreeing to be a friend. After waiting for half a month, the other party finally came online. Luo Bai immediately invited him, but Du Fang directly refused. So... Luo Bai was crazy about the invitation. The other party finally entered the room and called:? Luo Bai cleared his throat and opened the microphone coldly: "I'll take you." When the other party heard Luo Bai's delicate and soft voice, she mistook him for a cute girl and readily agreed. As soon as he entered the game, the opponent pre-selected the shooter, but Luo Bai stopped him and said four short and domineering words: "Play with Yao and ride on me." Opponent:… So the shooters in the national server were forced to play mung bean yao. Small theater: On a certain day of a certain year, Pei Yan's little nephew clamored to play his game, but because of the 0/22 shooter, he was criticized to the point of being autistic. Later, after he went online, a man insisted on asking him to play games. Pei Yan, who had originally made an appointment to play blackmail with his gay friend, immediately refused, but he did not expect that the other party would "stalk him to death." In desperation, Pei Yan agreed and wanted to see what was going on. Finally, when I went in and listened to the voice, I found that the other party was actually a sister with a delicate and soft voice. Pei Yan immediately decided to "abandon" her gay friend and have a sweet relationship with her sister. I originally wanted to lead my younger sister with a shooter in the national server, but it turns out that my sister is not only a jungler, but also a jungler in the national server. The most terrible thing is... The other party actually let him play Yaoqi "her". So, Pei Yan sat on the head of the wild king, wearing a red and blue buff, and got five kills. Ps: 1. King background 2. The game involves some classic systems from KPL 3. Luo Bai's voice is inspired by the Qing Emperor, and dead rats and smelly female monkeys are really good to knock against. Purpose: To inspire and achieve great harmony for mankind