If you want to ask Islam why he wants to become a doctor so persistently, he will only respond in a pretentious manner:
"I am originally a isatis root deep in the mountains that can cure all diseases."
Woad, a vidyadhara who had some minor problems with his memory during his reincarnation, firmly believed that he was a medical genius.
He has witnessed many people fall into the evil path of prosperity, and those who pursue immortality die from greed; he has also seen people who come to seek medical treatment but are ignorant, and do not know that ignorance is the most terrible disease until they die...
In the end, Isatis was forced to leave the Danding Division under the "secret plot" of the King of Medicine.
However, he believed that he was a master of isatis root and was still unwilling to give up his duties as a doctor.
Finally, one day when he had nothing to do, he found the answer in an ancient book——
"Studying medicine can't save the immortal boat. I gave up medicine and followed literature, hoping to use words to change their spirit."
A true physician is not a stickler for formalities!
Woad: Got it, let's start writing!
Woad: A little more writing, a little more horse-drawing and dog-fighting... Bad, too much! ! !
According to the statistics of Dan Dingsi, since the writing of Woad, the phenomenon of demonic body has declined significantly in Xianzhou.
Please see VCR for details——
Patient A: The doctor actually cheated on me. My eyes were swollen from crying and I couldn't sleep at night!
Woad (skilled in billing): Please watch "The Temptation of Returning Hometown", it comes with a guarantee.
(A period of time) Patient A: Doctor, I decided to become a heroine and make the scumbag regret it! I'm totally inspired!
Patient B: Doctor, I don't have any goals. I feel lost... I seem to be finished...
Woad (pulled out a new book): I suggest you read "The Useless Me Awakens and Kills Everywhere". Believe in the light!
(After a while) Patient B: Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. Don't bully young people into poverty!
Jing Yuan: ... I'm not sick.
Woad (forced Amway): Am I a doctor or you are, listen to my interesting articles and be yourself!
Please keep this copy of "Rebirth: I am the General of Shence Mansion".
Facing the plaque "Wonderful Hands of Rejuvenation" sent by the Danding Division, Islam said:
As expected of me, I am indeed a little genius studying medicine!
Small theater:
Dan Heng: Don't get me wrong, I'm not him.
Woad (strongly agrees): It doesn't matter, I understand. After all, I am just a banlan root deep in the mountains, but they always say that I am Vidyadhara!
[Reading instructions]
1. The protagonist is a fictional historian, although he does not know it. It's really a mess in the brain, and it's a very abstract existence.
2. CP Sunday, but there are not many emotional scenes.
3. It does not involve any abuse, it is easy and funny to relax the brain.
4. Thanks to my two babies for providing the cover, title and one-sentence introduction respectively.
5. Take a seat and add more if you think of it.
Purpose: Health and happiness are the most important
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"Romance" is a big bug for the author ~ Yanqing