Kerrian traveled through time and changed from a "tramp" wandering around the world to a precious male insect of the Zerg tribe.
Of course he doesn't know yet
The reality is that after a plane crash, he accidentally fell into a primitive forest and relied on a backpack to survive in the wilderness for seven days. When his life was hanging by a thread, he was picked up by kind-hearted aborigines and sent to the hospital.
Question: How can you avoid exposing yourself when you unexpectedly arrive in a strange society?
Answer: Cos vegetative.
Question: How can we resist the fate of male insects having three wives and four concubines?
Answer: Become a female insect.
Lying on the multifunctional intelligent remote-controlled bed in the male's exclusive ward, Kerian thought with trepidation.
One last question.
How to break this game?
Abicha: By signing this marriage registration form, I will provide you with identity background and funds, and you will provide me with sufficient mental guidance.
Kerrian: It's a pleasure to work with you.
Many years later, on an ordinary night, the naughty cub dug out the black backpack from the corner and cut it into pieces.
Seeing that the backpack that had accompanied him on his travels was turned into a pile of rags, Kerrian suddenly realized that he had not thought of the earth for a long time.
I don't know when, all of his body and mind were occupied by the knee-high little guy in front of him and the female insect watching the excitement at the door.
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The truly unsmiling general & the fake earthling
(1): Labels are the main focus, articles are not all about perspective
(2): They were each other's first love, and they gave birth to a child by accident.
(3): Friendly speech, please correct me if there are any unreasonable things such as logic, common sense, etc. Happy reading!
(4): An imaginary background that has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality.
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Zhou Tingshan, a cold, cool, outdoor photographer, is either on the road or on the road 365 days a year.
Shu Wen'an, a gentle and handsome publisher editor, lives a life of two points and one line, content in a corner of the city.
Two people who are inseparable from each other have been good friends for many years. One will buy a ticket to the same city all over the world without a hitch, while the other's home key is always put in someone's backpack and wanders around all year round.
"One of them doesn't have a home, and the other doesn't move. They just make do with each other." Someone joked, and the two looked at each other and smiled.
"Teacher Shu has a good personality, good figure, good looks, everything is good, I don't dare to delay."
"Teacher Zhou is handsome and well-liked by everyone. How could he like me?"
The harmonious and peaceful life lasted for many years, but just as the two were about to break up, a kiss broke everything.
Heartbeat, body temperature, hot breath, intertwined breath...
After coming back to his senses, Zhou Tingshan ran away overnight without leaving a single word. Shu Wen'an was at a loss and sat in the room all night.
So far, nothing has changed between the two, everything has changed.
Intention: Live well and make progress every day
Reader comments
The "female bug" caught a big bug for the author~
I don't understand these hints and directions. I need to explain the logic to the readers.
Ahhhhhhhhh, madam, how can you stop here!
How should I put it? I feel that Yi's fate is really not worth it. He has made contributions and sacrifices and is not recognized like this. It feels like boiled water.
Quite annoying to female bugs. Yi Zhao almost asked them to change their lives, but when the results came out, he gave Xiaoxiao 30 million without any pain or discomfort, without any other incentives, and also restricted his personal freedom. Our Comrade Bethune sacrificed himself for others and won great respect from the Chinese people. The Zerg are like this. They deserve to have huge internal conflicts and be enslaved. A model of heartlessness.
(I don't guide the writing, my wife follows her own ideas, which is to criticize the Zerg society)
It seems fair and just, but in fact it is the greatest injustice.
It's a bit ridiculous. A person who has been wandering alone for 10 years should pursue freedom and put his own life first. How could he choose to bear the stigma and bear the wrath of all aliens for the sake of suffering and being incomparable to an alien race with no background and no cards? Isn't he afraid of being assassinated? Aren't you afraid of being imprisoned? Travel safety cannot be guaranteed, and Shou's emotional line develops inexplicably. What's most worrying about is that Shou will be wronged? ? ? ? Doesn't the author feel that it is contradictory to the previous character design? Or is it that when you see feelings, you fall in love and your mind goes crazy and you don't care about anything else?
What happened before is just a rehash? The narrative technique becomes increasingly strange to readers...
It's finally revealed, congratulations. There's so much pressure on them
In the early stage, the relationship was just cooperation, and the relationship didn't progress that quickly. Why did Zhao give unconditionally to help General Teacher and the others? Is it to advance the plot? The character design is very cautious, right?
The cruel fake stuff is too funny, hahahahahahahahahahaha
There is finally some relationship progress! To be honest, it feels like I almost wrote about what I eat every day and who will deliver the food. It's really unnecessary.
I must have made a typo. Is Yi Zhao a Kerrian?
? Did they arrange the attackers themselves? Also kill Yi?
Ah? No, how easy is it for an admiral to injure himself? ? Ah this...
Gone? I'm patient enough to wait for an explanation. Does the author think we don't deserve to know? What kind of stream of consciousness is this?
Alas, did I miss something? I was sent to pretend a sneak attack for others to see? The assassination was successful? How can it be that the general, directing and acting on his own without the interference of outsiders, can still make a fake show and make it real? He just glanced at Gong who was lying on the ground but not more. He didn't even give him a hand. Why were he afraid of getting closer and witnessing the successful assassination of the hero by him? After it was over, he was very emotional and concerned about all his subordinates, but he didn't have any mood swings at all when he was lying there, whose life and death were unclear. When a person is alive, he is his own life-saving straw; when a person is dead, he is nothing [Joker]
It feels like Sipu wants to poach someone, but is constrained by his friendship and conscience...
Don't want the Riddler...
Finally confessed! ! So what are you struggling with if you didn't say it before? ? ?
It turns out that when I confess, I hit the bases. It's nice that this move is simpler.
What a blessing! Celebrating the end! Quite different Zerg literature
Let's see what it looks like in the end.
I didn't expect that it wasn't the direction of freedom and wilderness. Maybe it was somewhere I didn't see.
Wandering backpacker, this is my impression when I read the introduction; when I read the beginning of the article, it was a rich man who loves fun; by the end, it retains the character and the core of the character, but what is a bit uninspiring is that the point that attracted me in the first place is gone. However, it is still a treasure article that is different from what I first imagined.
There is a cub. Great
It's so well written! I really like the relationship between the two of them.
It's so well written, I hope they will always be so happy
I haven't seen enough, I want to see two bugs go to work and spread dog food together
Asking what time it is is really weird... Isn't it usually what time it is?
? No, it was so sudden...
Oops! Several times in the past, when I felt it was so ambiguous, it stopped abruptly and did not develop in depth. I thought that the relationship line had to be developed in such a subtle, steady and subtle way, but finally a bug came up! ! So touching! ! ! !
The "female bug" caught a big bug for the author~
I don't understand these hints and directions. I need to explain the logic to the readers.
Ahhhhhhhhh, madam, how can you stop here!
How should I put it? I feel that Yi's fate is really not worth it. He has made contributions and sacrifices and is not recognized like this. It feels like boiled water.
Quite annoying to female bugs. Yi Zhao almost asked them to change their lives, but when the results came out, he gave Xiaoxiao 30 million without any pain or discomfort, without any other incentives, and also restricted his personal freedom. Our Comrade Bethune sacrificed himself for others and won great respect from the Chinese people. The Zerg are like this. They deserve to have huge internal conflicts and be enslaved. A model of heartlessness. (I don't guide the writing, my wife follows her own ideas, which is to criticize the Zerg society) It seems fair and just, but in fact it is the greatest injustice.
It's a bit ridiculous. A person who has been wandering alone for 10 years should pursue freedom and put his own life first. How could he choose to bear the stigma and bear the wrath of all aliens for the sake of suffering and being incomparable to an alien race with no background and no cards? Isn't he afraid of being assassinated? Aren't you afraid of being imprisoned? Travel safety cannot be guaranteed, and Shou's emotional line develops inexplicably. What's most worrying about is that Shou will be wronged? ? ? ? Doesn't the author feel that it is contradictory to the previous character design? Or is it that when you see feelings, you fall in love and your mind goes crazy and you don't care about anything else?
What happened before is just a rehash? The narrative technique becomes increasingly strange to readers...
It's finally revealed, congratulations. There's so much pressure on them
In the early stage, the relationship was just cooperation, and the relationship didn't progress that quickly. Why did Zhao give unconditionally to help General Teacher and the others? Is it to advance the plot? The character design is very cautious, right?
The cruel fake stuff is too funny, hahahahahahahahahahaha
There is finally some relationship progress! To be honest, it feels like I almost wrote about what I eat every day and who will deliver the food. It's really unnecessary.
I must have made a typo. Is Yi Zhao a Kerrian?
? Did they arrange the attackers themselves? Also kill Yi?
Ah? No, how easy is it for an admiral to injure himself? ? Ah this...
Gone? I'm patient enough to wait for an explanation. Does the author think we don't deserve to know? What kind of stream of consciousness is this?
Alas, did I miss something? I was sent to pretend a sneak attack for others to see? The assassination was successful? How can it be that the general, directing and acting on his own without the interference of outsiders, can still make a fake show and make it real? He just glanced at Gong who was lying on the ground but not more. He didn't even give him a hand. Why were he afraid of getting closer and witnessing the successful assassination of the hero by him? After it was over, he was very emotional and concerned about all his subordinates, but he didn't have any mood swings at all when he was lying there, whose life and death were unclear. When a person is alive, he is his own life-saving straw; when a person is dead, he is nothing [Joker]
It feels like Sipu wants to poach someone, but is constrained by his friendship and conscience...
Don't want the Riddler...
Finally confessed! ! So what are you struggling with if you didn't say it before? ? ?
It turns out that when I confess, I hit the bases. It's nice that this move is simpler.
What a blessing! Celebrating the end! Quite different Zerg literature
Let's see what it looks like in the end. I didn't expect that it wasn't the direction of freedom and wilderness. Maybe it was somewhere I didn't see. Wandering backpacker, this is my impression when I read the introduction; when I read the beginning of the article, it was a rich man who loves fun; by the end, it retains the character and the core of the character, but what is a bit uninspiring is that the point that attracted me in the first place is gone. However, it is still a treasure article that is different from what I first imagined.
There is a cub. Great
It's so well written! I really like the relationship between the two of them.
It's so well written, I hope they will always be so happy
I haven't seen enough, I want to see two bugs go to work and spread dog food together
Asking what time it is is really weird... Isn't it usually what time it is?
? No, it was so sudden...
Oops! Several times in the past, when I felt it was so ambiguous, it stopped abruptly and did not develop in depth. I thought that the relationship line had to be developed in such a subtle, steady and subtle way, but finally a bug came up! ! So touching! ! ! !
At least getting divorced is progress