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Mikami Satoru, an unlucky office worker who encountered a robber on his way to get off work, opened his eyes again and was reincarnated into a slime, the lowest monster in the Teyvat continent? !
The system in the brain of the self-proclaimed "Agent Great Sage" told him that although the current slime is pitifully weak, as long as he completes the tasks assigned by the system, he can become stronger step by step, regain his human form, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of his slime career!
"Eh--although, it's impossible to complete such a heavyweight task no matter how hard you think about it!"
The weak and vulnerable slime burst into tears, pitiful and trembling.
[Please believe in your own charisma, you can definitely do it! In addition, the other world is very dangerous. An ordinary slime might be made into an iced drink. ]
In order to survive, the reincarnated people from another world embarked on a difficult journey to complete the mission conscientiously!
Under the guidance of the acting great sage and through unremitting efforts, they successfully achieved the following achievements:
Become good friends with the powerful dragon and receive a name from your friend.
(Morax: As long as you are happy.)
Saved the poor Goblin clan and became their leader.
(Actually, it's a sallow-looking human being: when adults say this, there must be a deep meaning.)
Established a nuclear-peace country with his companions.
(Liyue: 6)
She has a beautiful assistant lady and a secretary who is good at cooking.
(Finally, Marcus: Don't become someone else's boss without permission!)
I also met a beautiful, powerful and tragically destined person wearing a mask!
(Mandrill:...)
Expeditions everywhere to expand the country's territory.
(Devils: Don't come over here!)
His strength skyrocketed, and he formed the Eight-Star Demon King together with the other seven.
(Seven gods: Yes, we have seven thrones, but we have eight demon gods. Tired smile jpg.)
The morning sun was shining brightly, and Rimuru's entire slime fell into the arms of the destined person. Looking at the prosperous country in the distance, he let out a fateful sigh.
Today is also a beautiful day!
Ps:
[Marked in red and bold: The stupid author's writing is extremely naive, the whole story is plain and simple, the emotions are raw, the characters are OOC or magically changed, the plot is lukewarm and slow, and there are many embarrassing plots of the second grade disease and the lingering smell of private homes. Please pay attention to lightning after seeing it. If you see something wrong, run away and don't waste money on reading the v chapter. Even if the author is in v, the writing is not very good. I am really sorry, thank you for your support]
1. Cp is a destined person
2. The inspiration and some settings come from "That Time I Got Reincarnated as ●●●". If you haven't seen it, it basically won't affect your viewing. You can make up for it when the author has something to say.
Class.
3. Rimuru's character is based on the anime, and some novel and manga spoilers are involved.
4. Regarding whether it is related to the settings of the series or the game, there may be some magic modifications and private settings. Please pay attention to lightning protection.
Let's take a look at the newly opened prepayment for children (?°3°?)
"Can I get medical insurance after being ginsharked three times at the beginning?"
Copywriting 1
As a monster whose diet is human, I received extremely high praise from the elders of my clan as soon as I was born.
"This child is definitely not a thing in the pond. Given time, he will definitely be able to play with the prey in the palm of his hand!" This is probably what he means.
Just kidding, do you think I really believe it?
Yes, I believe it.
With my confidence inflated, I couldn't wait to start my first hunt.
I met my favorite prey.
Her long silver hair is like flowing moonlight, and her deep blue eyes are comparable to the finest jade.
With just one glance, my stomach, ah no—my heart was opened to him from then on.
I didn't have time to wipe away the hungry tears from the corner of my mouth. Without any hesitation, I rushed forward with a quick stride...
So, I started my journey to die in various ways...
The first time, a bullet opened a hole in my head.
What is not dead, I can still live.
The second time, I was beaten to a pulp by Porsche.
Those who are not dead, I can still save.
The third time, the body was doused with strong alcohol and set on fire——
Wait, please calm down, we have something to talk about&#%?...
Since then, I managed to survive with the help of my dog, and I have completely suffered from human PTSD. I hide at home and rely on electronic products and the help of my dog to survive every day. I eat glutinous vegetables without any trace of meat, and I have become a well-deserved loser.
Until one day, my uncle who couldn't bear it anymore kicked me out of the house. I dragged my body and my dog and moved into a place called Yoneka Town...
Copywriting 2
Ten years ago, in the small town of America, after squeezing out the last bit of use value from the monsters, Kurosawa calmly set fire to it, ignoring the screams and wails behind him that were as shrill as ghosts, and ran through the night without looking back.
Ten years later, on the neon streets, he had become Gin and met the monster again.
No one knows what happened that day, but after a while, a newcomer named [Yul Gary] became famous in the organization, showed his sharpness, and got the wine title at a speed that is difficult for ordinary people to match.
"He's a monster! There's no emotion in his eyes!"
"Human beings simply can't do this!"
"Did he get promoted through nepotism?! I saw that guy and the gin boss in the bar with my own eyes - the kind of guy who doesn't avoid suspicion at all!"
It seems like something strange has gotten in?
In response, Yule, who just wanted to make a living, said: "Isn't it just working for the enemy? It's not shabby."
But, the boss and enemy over there, when did our relationship become so close that we could sleep under the same bed? Stay away from me. Don't you have your own house?
There are also famous detectives/squinting eyes/black-skinned undercovers/neon police officers who appear out of nowhere - I really wasn't coerced!
*
The monster looked directly into his eyes, with nothing in his dead gray eyes. The moist and suffocating kiss between his lips and teeth was mixed with a rough and fishy sweetness. In a daze, something gentle and smooth wrapped around his pale ankles, forearms, knuckles and even his throat, and the scarred skin turned an ambiguous bright red.
In a daze of consciousness, Kurosawa regretted it again.
Small theater
Yule: "Speaking of which, do you get five insurances and one housing fund if you work for an organization?"
Gin: "?"
Yule: "I wonder if being sharked to death by your boss three times can claim a work-related injury... What? You don't even pay five insurances and one housing fund? Isn't it true that the boss will not break the hearts of the employees by doing this? He is indeed an evil capitalist and the eternal enemy of the working class!"
Gin: "How about you be the boss..."
Gin: "No, do you really think so?!"
PS
1. It is an evil cookie with the flavor of the underworld. It is slightly scary (probably?). The protagonist's identity comes from a niche game. Although it is set to feed on humans, the girl actually eats it. The human has a PTSD attack and is forced to change the recipe.
2. Cp is gin! Gin boss, a man among men, should be taken care of by me (Toshita seat)
3. He is a real wine, but he attempts to usurp power and become the master and succeeds.
4. Quietly kick away the lunch box of the police academy group (don't ask me how the black protagonist does it, the author said it can be done!)
5. Ooc belongs to me
Intention: Coincidence becomes a book of destiny
Reader comments
No!Rabbit! ————Cry loudly
Why did I just skip 520 and 521? QAQ
Make up for it
Mumu 520 happy & 521 happy?
After a year and a half, I read Chapter 69 in one go.
No!Rabbit! ————Cry loudly
Why did I just skip 520 and 521? QAQ Make up for it Mumu 520 happy & 521 happy?
After a year and a half, I read Chapter 69 in one go.
Good morning, good morning, and good luck landing