Dad, you force me! Others can go to brothels, why can't I? !
Okay... I went there secretly once and got caught, but there's no need for you to punish me by violating the house rules and depriving me of food!
Hum hum, I don't care if you are unkind, look at me using aphrodisiacs to greet you! Uh... Then run away from home! !
I changed my waistcoat and wrote a new article. I put it up for everyone to enjoy. After all, I had a weak nerve after reading a sad article some time ago = =
As a mother, I have to tell the truth... Yan Baobao (Xiao Huang) is really evil... But... I really like him! !
Hope you all like it too!
This article contains elements of spoof and is definitely an easy route.
Conception:
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