Xiaotao Just Wants to Be a Palace Maid

The next sweet and slightly funny novel "The Assassination Target Can Hear My Heart" is currently in the archives. It will be published during the National Day. Please collect it~ Copywriting of this article Xiaotao has a cowardly temperament, stutters, and is thin enough to fall over when the wind blows. Everyone in the palace can bully her. Xiao Tao didn't dare to resist, she just wanted to be a hard-working little palace maid until she was old enough to leave the palace. No one expected that Xiao Tao would be so lucky that she would be favored by the Holy Emperor and transferred to serve in the Imperial Palace. Xiaotao didn't expect it either. Carrying a small baggage containing only palace clothes, she went to the imperial palace with trembling hands and feet. *** Emperor Shengde's dream was to unify the six states and dominate the world. Nearly seventy years old, he finally dominated the world. But he was assassinated by a harem woman. Before he died, he saw a palace maid standing in front of him. After his rebirth, he took revenge and continued to dominate the world. After he became famous in his thirties, he was assassinated by a woman in the harem again, and it was the same maid who stood in front of him. He was born again. This time he left the harem empty and concentrated on dominating the world. Finally, at the age of twenty-four, he completed his dominance. The world was peaceful, and Emperor Shengde felt that life was boring. That day he was wandering around the palace and saw the little palace maid. Emperor Shengde's eyes lit up and he felt that he had a purpose in life again. *** A year later, looking at the little peach with bright eyes and white teeth and a small mouth that kept talking, Emperor Shengde touched his chin with satisfaction: The peach is pink and moist, ready to eat! 1. Little sweet article, mindless pet, 2. Emperor Shengde: [Before raising peach] Even being reborn twice cannot stop me from dominating the world! [After raising peaches] The little peaches are shriveled, you have to take good care of them before you can eat them~ [Peach is ripe] Hard peach VS soft peach? --- Advance receipt copy: Half-assed child killer VS shrewd and weak regent Copywriting The little fish is a killer. It's been more than two years since his debut, and his performance is hard to say. Well, not a single order was issued. If you don't make the order again, you will be expelled from the school. Xiaoyu had no choice but to coax and deceive, and finally got her first job as an assassin: to assassinate the most noble person in the capital. The current regent Zhou Xunran. I heard that the regent was frail and sick, walking three steps, panting, five steps and resting. Xiaoyu held her copy of "Thirty-six Strategies to Kill" and said happily: "Little regent, take care of it!" *** After a serious illness, Zhou Xunran gained the ability to hear other people's voices. With this, he firmly sat on the regent throne. Also escaped all assassinations. On this day, a female assassin came to the mansion. She held a small notebook and chanted: [The first kill, Your Majesty, I want to assassinate you, take my sword~] [Second kill, Your Majesty, I want to borrow a knife to kill someone, and I will put Hedinghong in your soup~] ... [Kill thirty-six, Your Majesty, tonight is a honey trap, I will wait for you under the covers~] Zhou Xunran waited in the room all night. After dawn, he found someone sleeping soundly with dark circles under his eyes: "Where's your beauty trap? Where's the cool little bellyband you promised?" Xiaoyu (pupil earthquake): Damn it, how can he hear what I'm thinking? *Small theater* Xiaoyu accidentally learned that the nominally most noble person in the capital was not the regent, but the current Holy Emperor who lived in the palace. She screamed and turned around to pack her bags and prepare to move. His body didn't move but he was hugged. "You have a big belly, who else do you want to kill?" "The most noble person in the capital." "Isn't that me? Come on, kill me with your love, I will never resist!" Xiaoyu: "Ugh~" Purpose: Even if you are at the bottom of society, don't give up. Only by actively learning and working hard to improve yourself can you succeed.