Has the Author Finally Started Living Off the Female Lead Today?

Please add my next book to your to-read list: The Slacker System! As an office worker who writes on the side, keeping calm after transmigrating is basic survival instinct. Getting stuck in the body of a cannon-fodder character who doesn’t survive past chapter three? Just par for the course. The urgent thing is to cling to my daughter’s coattails! I never thought that after more than twenty years, I’d finally get to live off someone else! I’m thrilled! I’m ecstatic! My sweet little daughter, Mommy’s here! Let me cling to that golden thigh! But dreams are wonderful, and reality is harsh. The Crown Prince I wrote was handsome as a jade tree, seated alone in the mountains. How did this Crown Prince end up short on height and making up for it with weight? The heroine I wrote was independent, self-loving, and determined. Who is this timid little flower swaying in the wind? I’m going to cough up blood! Where’s my easy life? Where’s my delicious, cushy life?! As the sweet girl’s mother, Ming Nan can only wish she could chop off the hand she used to write the story when she sees the heroine fall in love with the male lead, just as she wrote. My heart aches! I officially object to this marriage! But her daughter is in love beyond all reason, and nothing can turn her back. She’s determined to throw herself into the arms of a man who weighs a full three shi. I’m tired. I’m done. Let the world burn! The heroine says, “Mommy, I think he can still be saved. =3= Please?” Ming Nan: “…Fine, let’s try to save him again. OTZ” Just as the Crown Prince is working hard to lose weight for love and everyone seems headed for a bright future, Ming Nan can’t shake the feeling that something is watching her. The chill running down her back grows stronger and stronger… Has something unclean set its sights on me? Qiu Heng, the loyal guard, quietly and anonymously opposes the marriage, pities the Crown Prince for all his struggles to lose weight, believes Ming Nan’s crimes are unforgivable, and is the unclean thing: I’ll kill her today. One-on-one romance, both leads are virgins Coming soon Yu Tang transmigrates into a revenge novel, bringing along a System. But the System lives by the principle of slacking off. Ask it anything and it knows nothing; ask again and it disappears. Believing that if she’s ended up in the story, she must be the protagonist, Yu Tang starts following the plot. After finishing her fourth bowl of noodles at a street stall, she makes up her mind: she’s going to slack off along with the System. Reading guide One-on-one romance Both leads are virgins Theme: Be independent and love yourself. Work hard and live well.