Zhong Yuan failed to achieve enlightenment again. The master said that she could not become an immortal because her cause and effect were not fulfilled and her fate was not fulfilled.
So he threw her into a small river in the next world to meditate.
I don't know how many years of cultivation, Zhong Yuan suddenly woke up and saw a man wearing red clothes falling into the river.
Zhong Yuan: When you meet me, your life should not be cut off.
Zhong Yuan sent him back.
The next day, the man, wearing brighter red clothes, fell into the river again. Zhong Yuan frowned and sent him back again.
Then, the man fell into the river with stones tied to his body.
Zhong Yuan: Are you bothered? There are so many ways to die in the world, why do you have to jump into the river?
(Pause your practice, open your heavenly eye and take a look)
Oh, what a good guy, he is actually the husband of a villager who married her!
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Fang Yi is an orphan and a scapegoat despised by everyone in the village. It happens to be a year of disaster and the fields are not harvested.
The elder said that it was because the villagers had offended the River God and needed to choose a young man to marry the River God in order to appease the God's anger and protect the village.
Fang Yi was put into wedding clothes that day and pushed into the river.
But he somehow flew from the river to the shore without getting a drop of water on him.
The villagers were frightened.
Fang Yi: The river god looks down on me.
Villager: This wedding dress must not fit well, and the river god is not happy.
The next day, the villagers put him into beautiful and brand-new wedding clothes and pushed him into the river.
But he still flew from the river to the shore.
Fang Yi: I told you that the River God doesn't like me!
Villager: He angered the river god! ! !
So they tied a big stone to his body and pushed him into the river.
Zhong Yuan:......
Fang Yi:......
Zhong Yuan: He's so pitiful, give him some support.
So Fang Yi became the officially certified husband of the "River God".
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Zhong Yuan: Are you the cause or the effect?
Fang Yi: It's fate.
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New article asking for mercy: "My harem system is online [female]"
As the emperor of the Xi Kingdom, Zhong Yue was reviewing memorials in the imperial study room when suddenly an electronic sound came from his head.
It said: Your Majesty, I am the auxiliary system for future generations. I can help you become an emperor through the ages and open up battlefields for you.
Zhong Yue sneered: Wherever the sun and the moon shine, and where the rivers go, they are all my territory!
My country will purify thousands of miles, bring all wastelands under control, bring peace to all nations, and bring tranquility to all directions.
All barbarians inside and outside who dare to call themselves soldiers will be killed.
Auxiliary system: Huh? So awesome! (Dumbfounded) You don't need me anymore? (Disappointed) Then... Shall I go?
Zhong Yue touched her chin: You don't need to go, I can recommend you to a good place.
Auxiliary systems: where?
Zhong Yue: My harem.
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Zhong Yue's harem has a large number of people, but their status is not high. It's not that Zhong Yue is stingy and unwilling to seal it.
It is true that these husbands and servants are too incompetent to compete for favor!
——Deqing: Your Majesty, these are cowhide gloves sewn by your servant. I would like to present these to Your Majesty (wink).
Zhong Yue: OK. (The pins are smashed, so there must be air leakage)
——Zelang: Your Majesty, I miss you so much. My thoughts about you are as red as the maple leaves!
Zhong Yue: Do you want to say, Acacia Maple Leaf Pill? (How about I hire a teacher to take cultural classes for you)
——Mo Lang: Your Majesty, I have studied new flowers and would like to make makeup for Your Majesty (shy).
Zhong Yue: ...(Why do my clear water hibiscus flowers have to be forced to dress up as peonies)
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After the small system came, everything changed! ! !
When Deqing danced in the capital, Zelang was heartbroken when he sang, and Molang raised his eyes as beautiful as a painting...
Ah! Her happiness is so simple!
Zhong Yue: The beauties in the harem have finally found their own position with the help of the system. I am very happy!
Harem: The status rises! We are so happy too!
System: A new employment direction has emerged! I want to run all the way on this niche track!
The heroine seems gentle and affectionate, but in fact she only wants to be happy for herself.
Boys, fighting for favor in the harem!
Please collect~
Mission: Born to be free, love without fear
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There are no ordinary objects in the Holy Lord's pocket hhhh
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There are no ordinary objects in the Holy Lord's pocket hhhh
[Spread flowers][Spread flowers] A little surprise, the book I was chasing has been updated [Let me be healthy]