My Motherland Should Laugh at Me

Copywriting 1: [High martial arts heroine × blind husband] Lin Li: My disabled and weak husband who cannot take care of himself~ Mu Yu: I will give this beautiful river and mountain to my wife as a betrothal gift. Marriage first, love later, a straight-ball girl pursues her husband during marriage, but ends up meeting the former prince who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger! ! The female has A and the male has O in the early stage, and double A in the later stage! ! I thought it was about the heroine having unrequited love and pursuing her husband, but I didn't expect it to be a reunion that the hero had planned for a long time. It was an extreme pull and a reversal of offense and defense! ! Hunter or prey? The most high-end hunters often appear as prey! Copywriting two: It is said that Lin Li was able to reach a high position in the Southern Dynasty, where men were respected, and secure the position of head of the criminal court. It was the thigh of the crown prince in the middle hall that Lin Li hugged. From now on, I will definitely be the prince's concubine. However, the decisive and decisive boss Lin got married in a flash marriage, and the groom Guan'er was not a prince, but a blind monk. "When did Boss Lin become like this? He found someone who is incompetent and blind!" Lin Li sneered: "You secular people know nothing! So what if you are a blind monk? He is Bai Yueguang whom I have been thinking about for seventeen years!" Who would have expected that this incompetent and blind Bai Yueguang is actually the former prince whose whereabouts were unknown seventeen years ago! The forbearance and planning are only for the restoration of the Dabian Dynasty. After the flash marriage, Bai Yueguang was weak but had all her plans. Who would have thought that suddenly a letter of divorce was given to Lin Li, and he turned around and wanted to marry the princess of the feudal town again? ? Can our Chief Lin let him go? ! Don't chase him and skin him! ! Mu Yu: Between you and me, we can't force it. Lin Li: What if I have to force myself? Mu Yu: Then you'd better push it to the end. —————— # Theater "... Why, are you afraid that I will kill you? In that case, you still dare to marry me? I think you'd better give up those unrealistic thoughts as soon as possible." Mu Yu's mocking and cold tone was like a catalyst, and then, under the influence of the alcohol in Lin Li's body, the anger fermented into a force that she could no longer control. "It's you who are unrealistic, right?" She grabbed Mu Yu's hands, took off her belt and tied it to his hands, "We are already married, have you forgotten? Do you need me to remind you again?" "What are you doing?! Let me go!" "What if I say no?" "Lin Li! Don't do anything stupid!" "My husband and I have been married for a while. Why, shouldn't we sleep together?" As she spoke, she took off her robe, shoes, boots, and trousers, threw them beside the bed, and lifted Mu Yu's legs onto the bed to straighten them. Mu Yu struggled to get up, but she held him down with one arm. "You!!" Mu Yu was angry, where did this dominatrix get such strength? He was completely manipulated by her but had no power to fight back. "You can scold me if you want. Husband, please don't hold yourself back." At this moment, Lin Li only had one set of underwear left. One of her legs was firmly pressed on Mu Yu's legs, and one arm was tightly locked around his throat. Through two layers of thin pajamas, the heat from Lin Li's body was continuously transmitted to Mu Yu's body. He closed his eyes tightly, his face turned blue and red, but he no longer had the strength to resist fearlessly. "Kill or scrape as you wish." He opened his lips lightly, and his words were filled with a sense of desolation, as if he was about to die. "Why should I kill you and chop you into pieces?" Lin Li raised his hand and slid it across his chin, "Husband, please don't test my bottom line again. This Lin Mansion is not a place where you can come in and leave as you please, do you know that?" ________ Pre-received article "Yangyang", welcome to collect~ "Pastoral Dog Training Literature" Climbing trees and rivers to catch fish and shrimps, the child Wang Tong's bride-in-law (The male protagonist's character is quite bad in the early stage, but later he pursues his wife in the crematorium) When Wei Yang was nine years old, he made an appointment with the Lu family. (The love line begins after adulthood) Her future husband is named Lu Changye, who is deaf and mute. Wei Yang has not dealt with Lu Changye since he was a child, because he not only has a weird temper, but also always likes to antagonize her. "Where are my newly embroidered cloth shoes?!" "Give it away." "Where are the tits I raised?" "Released." "Where are the crabs I just caught?" "Drown." So Wei Yang locked Lu Changye in the woodshed, pretended to be a ghost to scare him, and started playing tricks on Lu Changye day and night. Lu Changye: I have been honest, please let me go. Suddenly, Lu Changye became the top scholar in high school and was recruited by the emperor as his consort. Wei Yang knew that his freedom had finally come. Just after Wei Yang sold his property and flew away, an eight-carat sedan appeared on the country road, and the person who came said: My master ordered me to take you back to the palace. Wei Yang: Does the princess allow him to take concubines? Visitor: The person who wants to take you back to the palace is King Huai'an. **** My name is Wei Yang, this is one of my names and it is also my favorite one. This name was given to me by my father. When he came up with the name, he checked it with Li Banxian from the next village. Li Banxian was firmly opposed to it. "Yang is the same as Yang Yang, and the water is vast. It is also called a big country, with mountains and rivers thousands of miles away. No, this word is too big! People in our village will suffer backlash if they are named after mountains and rivers!" He was right, I did suffer a backlash. I have not stayed in many places in my life. There are three places in total. One is a small mountain village outside Yanzhou City, the other is the Yenisei River 2,500 miles away from the Central Plains, and the third place is the Forbidden City. I used to firmly believe that this name must have achieved so much that I had to cross thousands of miles of rivers and mountains to complete the journey of life. But recently I changed this idea. I found that people always have to look back when they are old to truly understand the arrangement of fate. Intention: Falling in love with someone is like serving a god who can fall at any time.