Green Tea Evil God and Idiot Scourge

I am a bamboo horse, weak, green tea, loves to pretend to be pitiful, loves to cry, and loves to act coquettishly (actually only in front of Shou, but Shou Que doesn't notice it). If it weren't for his really pretty face, I would have punched him every day. Our relationship has been extremely stable since we were young. He would cling to me, but I would pull him off in every direction; he would chase me and run away, I would scold him when he was angry, and I would tease him and compliment him when I was happy. I had the face of a school bully, and no gangster within a ten-mile radius would dare to mess with me. He who was most likely to be bullied and teased would hide behind me, and I acted as his half-protector for more than ten years. I never felt that I liked him. As a straight man, I would only be his good father. But according to the family marriage, my parents ordered a matchmaker, and considering that I don't have anyone I like, I'll just make do with my son (Shou Zhen's brain is very strange and short-sighted). Until the end came and I awakened the natural disaster system. When the old monk told me this in the temple, I didn't believe it. He said that I had bad luck, but it turned out that his words came true. I nodded. It rained heavily for three consecutive days across the country, and the urban drainage system was almost scrapped; I stamped my feet, and a magnitude 8 earthquake broke out in China; I snapped my fingers, and meteorites began to fall from the sky. What should I do? I have become the evil villain BOSS. After thinking about it, I realized that only by hiding away from the crowd and hiding in the wilderness could I benefit mankind and preserve civilization. Staying around humans, especially my squeamish and spoiled wife, would kill him sooner or later. I have to protect him. So half a month after I awakened from the natural disaster constitution, I handed him an agreement: let's get a divorce. I thought he would take it calmly and slap me as usual, but he looked at me in disbelief, with red eyes and trembling lips, and asked me why. I couldn't tell him the truth even if I thought about it, so I just said that the relationship was weak, inappropriate, and you deserve better. After a silky combo, he gradually calmed down, which only made me feel a little wrong. Has he ever been so... Gloomy and oppressive before? Damn it, why did he turn black? The green tea he had before was all pretend! True Evil God Attack × Natural Disaster, a story about pretending to be each other and finally losing their horses. Green Tea White Cut Black Girl Evil God Attack × Irritated Straight Man Cool Guy Suffers from Natural Disaster Whose evil god sticks to people and drops little pearls every day? Hey x Intention:.