Because of a prophecy from the God of Death, Gouzi emerged from the world of the dead, crossed the Atlantic, climbed onto British soil, and applied for the position of Professor of Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
Albus Dumbledore: Come on, son of a bitch, read after me. Defense Against the Dark Arts, defense... Forget it, how much salary do you want?
Gouzi: I don't want money, Albus, please get back together with Gellert!
Albus Dumbledore: Alas, people's ears are not sensitive as we get older. I heard a corpse talking. I must have heard wrong.
The original Defense Against the Dark Arts professor went into the hospital, but it didn't matter, the almighty Headmaster Dumbledore quickly recruited a new one. But second-year Harry Potter was not optimistic that the professor would be defeated by the curse before the end of the semester. Judging from the dozens of curses the new professor cast on the Sorting Hat, his destination should be Azkaban. Several years later, at the wedding of the old headmaster Harry Potter, Gouzi winked at him. Harry smiled back and began to pray to Merlin that everyone would come out of the door in good spirits, even though they looked beaten to death.
Sorting Hat: Let us warmly welcome His Royal Highness the Prince of Slytherin, the Red Devil, the broomstick pendant, and the great dog to his loyal Hogwarts! ! !
Gouzi: Stop thinking about it, stop thinking about it, who hasn't experienced the second year of middle school yet... But this classmate named Tom, has your time in the second year of middle school been too long?
Voldemort: I personally ended hundreds of lives with Avada Kedavra.
Gouzi: Well, not bad. I have to admit that you are better in this regard. What about yesterday?
Voldemort:?
If you think you are a dog, you should see a psychiatrist, but Gouzi thinks it is good to be a dog.
1. The dog is not a real dog, but he is a real dog.
2. The dog is not a good person, but he is a good dog.
3. Cp is ggad and ggss, others depend on the situation. As for the protagonist... Will there be a love relationship between a human and a dog?
4. Spell reference from dnd, Gouzi's combat power is as restful as his mental state.
5. Slightly (?) Grammatical, but cute and not scary.
6. Well, yes, I understand everything with a little bit of fgo.
7. There is no blood relationship between Gouzi and Slytherin. The names mentioned by the Sorting Hat have the same meaning as Weasley is our king.
8. The sand sculpture's mother opened the door to the sand sculpture, and the sand sculpture arrived home.
Purpose: All mortals are mortal