Zhou Yi traveled to the world of cultivation, and his sect was in tears, just to ascend.
Finally passed through the thunder tribulation...
The good news is that she's really going to ascend.
The bad news is that her ascension failed.
But it wasn't a big problem. Her ultimate goal of being involved in life and death was achieved - she successfully returned to modern times.
From then on, the world of cultivation lost a scroll king, and the sect, from the elders to the outer disciples, breathed a sigh of relief.
And in a small mountain village, there was an extra girl lying down.
1
Zhou Yi sells fish, and Grandma Zhou helps choose.
Grandma Zhou always shows the fish she picked to customers, and Zhou Yi does the same.
One day, I heard Grandma Zhou whispering: "Look, look, this is your new master. Every injustice has its owner..."
When Zhou Yi heard this, she expressed that she was in tears.
How do you say that? You really believe in Buddhism and live a good life.
Customer: My family, who knew that buying a fish would put you in debt for your life?
2
Zhou Yi opened a milk tea shop.
Passerby: Who drinks milk tea from such an unknown shop these days? I bet it will close within three months.
Passerby B: One pack of spicy strips, I'll bet on it for a month.
Passerby C: I will sell three packs of spicy strips and we will close after the trial operation. Don't you know, that milk tea brand from the next province is going to open a store in our city.
Later, passers-by A, B, and C cried out that they couldn't get the milk tea.
Reading Guide
1. The male protagonist is good at brainstorming and has half a love brain.
2. The heroine is a sober monk who wants to lie down but cannot change King Juan's nature.
3. The male protagonist has a good background and mainly enjoys farming.
4. Please do not bring the prices in the article into reality.
5. Any similarity is purely accidental. I wish you all a happy reading!
6. I don't feel like scolding the imaginative article if it doesn't look good. There are thousands of good articles in Jinjiang. If it doesn't work, we'll just change it. It's not worth being angry about.
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Pre-collection of "I Have a Big Miss"
Copywriting:
Tuesday Bao is the eldest lady, her family is rich, powerful and loving. He is tall, good-looking, and has a high status. He is truly a person of the three highest status.
One day, she suddenly woke up and found that she was actually the background panel in the novel.
When the heroine of the novel heard her name, she sighed: "Money and love all flow to people who don't need it."
That's all about her.
Please, who wouldn't want money or love? If you don't want it, it must be because you haven't given enough!
Then again, how could she be the backdrop? This in itself is outrageous.
Even if she is the background board, she must be the most dazzling background board.
So the eldest lady began to look for a sense of presence, trying to leave a strong mark on other background boards.
Then she found background plate number 1.
She took out a stack of banknotes from her bag: I'll buy you the time to complete these questions!
Background board No. 1:? ? ? Is there such a good thing?
Write like crazy.
Miss: Wait, I seem to have bought the wrong question book. This is a competition question!
Background No. 1 Has finished the question book, his eyes are shining: Is there anything more?
Many years later, reporter interviewed Background No. 1: Do you think there is a secret to your success?
Background No. 1 Nodded affirmatively: Yes!
The reporter asked: What is the secret?
Background board No. 1: I have a eldest daughter.
There are countless background boards at the back...
"Did the eldest lady come to see me today?"
"No."
"Then who's in line?"
"The eldest lady has said enough, her presence is strong enough."
No, what should he do?
One-sentence introduction: Miss, am I in line?
Mission: Food is the first priority for the people, and we will lead the villagers to become rich.