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Han Luowei, as a hard-working Englishman with his own yin and yang eyes, upholds the spirit of giving foreigners a little Chinese shock and earning a little money at the same time. He took out a small cloth bag and started setting up a stall to tell fortunes. "Don't miss it when you pass by! You can't get a loss if you buy it for 10 pounds, and you can't get cheated if you buy it for 20 pounds! It's truly worth the money!" "I've been having bad luck lately." Han Luowei: "Throw away the lantern you just bought, it's made of human skin!" "Find someone for me. I have done some wrong things before and I want to apologize to her." Han Luowei: "Everyone is dead. Isn't it a little late to repent now?" "Where's the... Vampire you brought back yesterday?" Han Luowei: "Oh, are you talking about Nicholas Zhao Si? Stewed with onion, ginger and cooking wine! Eating it can prolong your life." "I want to learn your kind of 'witchcraft'. Where should I start? Are there any works by masters that I can read?" Han Luowei: "Newton's or Einstein's are fine. If you don't have time, you can also read A Brief History of Time." "..." "You still have to believe in science!" After Han Luowei finished speaking, he waved his hands towards them, turned around and stuffed the huge prayer flag into his small purse and walked away. Food guide: 1. The female protagonist can't sleep at all during the night and the male protagonist is the reincarnation of the Buddha but is a staunch materialist warrior. 2. Non-professional, just talking nonsense, don't be particular about it! 3. Copy written on June 6, 2024 Mission: Believe in science and have the courage to struggle!