Yuan Pu Shen is afraid of society. He doesn't like to go out or socialize. He is a college librarian during the day and a beauty anchor at night, singing, dancing and twerking.
Suddenly one day I awakened my superpower, and discovered that if I look at someone for 3 seconds, I have the opportunity to see important points in a person's life, and then the voice of eating melon will be heard by the person looking at me.
Small theater
1. Accidentally glanced at Wen Cangyuan
(what?)
(The boss is indescribable to others!!!)
Wen Cangyuan:? ? ?
(Don't look at anything inappropriate, don't look at anything inappropriate)
(This snow-white back, it would be a pity not to do cupping)
(This butterfly bone, just one word, is so damn beautiful)
Wen Cangyuan:! ! !
(Ahhhh!!!)
Yuan Pu rushed out of the door, and his wolf howl could be heard outside the door.
(The person that Mr. Ba can't describe is me!!!)
Wen Cangyuan? ? ?
Secretary outside the door? ? ?
2. Have dinner with my father one day
(Wow! Big melon)
Father Yuan glared at him and said, "Eat well."
(The master disciple you are about to recruit is an academic Daji. It's scary. Dad, you won't lose your job at the end of the year.)
Father Yuan was so frightened that he dropped his chopsticks. He quickly went to look through the list of re-examinations and eliminated the people from his heart.
3. Live broadcast one day
Motoura Shen: I can't tell fortunes. Don't talk nonsense and believe in science.
Fan 1. I am connected to you, do you dare to look into my eyes?
Fan 2. I know you don't know how to tell fortunes. Can you see if I will be able to take the public examination this year?
Fan 3. I know you don't know how to tell fortunes, but recently a big brother has been inexplicably kind to me. Can you tell me if he is greedy for my body?
Motoura Shen: I really don't know. Do you want to hear me sing 'Little Kitten'?
Intention: Good love is to become a better version of yourself and to be born toward the sun