Exposing privacy? Ke Tan said it was impossible!
Are you a boy or a girl?
Ke Tan replied calmly: Monotrophic granulocytes
How old?
I just turned eighteen~ (superb bubble voice)
Have you ever been married?
Married before, divorced with two bastards at the age of 21, Ke Tan was serious and talking nonsense
Can you please stop making these bad jokes!! Netizens screamed like marmots
Don't play tricks and play with men. Ke Tan waved his hand and responded.
The next day, a man appeared at the door
: Beauty, are you considering playing with me? Talking with a rose in your mouth
Ke Tan slapped him and called him over.
: Enough, you don't know that I will die socially if you do this
: referred to as social death
The man raised his eyebrows and said
: Scroll
: Yes, my dear wife~
Turning around and posting on Weibo, there were more than a dozen slapstick photos and captions: Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving.
Netizens said they are used to it and don't bother them (numbness)
Intent: humor