To Avoid the Fate of Being Poked by Long Aotian!

Xie Wuyu and his good friend Fang Xueyi have known each other for many years and have a deep brotherly love. When they were eighteen years old, they agreed to explore Kyushu together. However, he waited for half an hour at the foot of the Second Sect Mountain, and there came... A female fairy in a white dress, elegant and graceful. Xie Wuyu: "You are..." Fang Xueyi: "I am Senior Brother Fang's... Junior sister. Senior Brother Fang has something to do and is unable to fulfill the contract. Thank you, Senior Brother, can I travel with you to Kyushu?" Xie Wuyu stared into Fang Xueyi's eyes for a long time, smiling gently and without aggression: "Of course, it's my pleasure." Two months later, when the junior sister returned to the sect, Xie Wuyu met a sturdy, middle-aged monk and said he wanted to work with him for a while. Xie Wuyu: "... Okay." Another month later, the middle-aged monk left, and a crow came beside him. A month later, the crow wanted to fly away. Xie Wuyu stopped pretending, pinched his wings and asked with a half-smile, "Brother Fang, what do you want to do?" Fang Xueyi, who transformed into a crow: "..." ** It was the tenth year that Fang Xueyi traveled through the world of immortality. Only then did she realize that he had actually entered an ancient novel, and he was not the vicious villain in the book, nor was he a passerby, he was the protagonist! ! ! And his sword moves the Nine Provinces, his eyes are like stars, and the good brother he is so compatible with is the old Gong who he will never know how to satisfy every day in the future! ! ! Fang Xueyi is a straight man and cannot accept that he is going to have a child: "..." Fang Xueyi thought calmly: The relationship with my good brother has changed during this trip to Kyushu. If I don't go out with him, nothing will happen. System: Ah Bao, you have to go. If you don't go to the danger that two people encounter, Xie Wuyu will go in alone. What if he dies? Fang Xueyi: "?" Half a year later, Fang Xueyi, whose vests had been exposed, made her final struggle, "If I fall in love with you, can it be platonic?" Xie Wuyu: "What is Plato?" Fang Xueyi: "Just kissing and not going to bed." Xie Wuyu: "... Okay." Later, men were all big liars. He was... … [Bai Fumei Long Aotian is attacked by v Poor Boy Long Aotian] Purpose: live a good life