I haven't decided yet what subject to write about with this gag. Maybe it's an infinite flow of strange stories about rules? Anyway, let me pamper myself and put up the copy first.
Welcome to the Tom and Jerry crew. Please read the following precautions carefully and strictly abide by them. Stay calm, rules exist to keep you alive.
1. The cat is a four-legged animal that can freely switch between bipedal and quadrupedal. It has a high degree of engineering literacy and is proficient in drafting, art, chemistry, demolition, ███, mechanical maintenance, music creation, ████ and high-precision trap laying. The limits of its abilities are unknown.
Cats can assemble large and complex machinery with their bare hands, such as piano suppressors, rocket thrusters, and ejection devices, and can use blowtorches for precision welding in subzero environments.
(This one is covered by scratches and can no longer be seen clearly)
When attacked, the cat will enter an infinite form adaptation mode, including but not limited to stretching, folding, splitting, gasification, carbonization, and two-dimensionalization.
2. Ditto for mice.
3. If the above two animals conflict, stay away from the area immediately. (Note, conflict is defined as: any form of accelerated movement, chain reaction, weapon construction, ████ or attack permitted by the script.)
4. All props in the crew are legal animation items and are not subject to the rules of real physics.
If you find that an explosion is about to occur (usually accompanied by the smell of gunpowder, a countdown clock, or abnormal vibrations), please escape immediately. After the explosion is over, the area will repair itself within 15 seconds.
If you can't determine the point of explosion, refer to the direction of movement of the characters around you, they always know what will happen.
4. Any item may temporarily move, disappear, expand, ██, ██, or self-██ at any point in time. Please make sure there are no signs of "animation errors" before use.
4. Do not attempt to leave the house. All doors and windows lead to different scenes from this production, except ████.
The wallpaper, furniture, light and shadow, etc. Inside the room will be adjusted at any time during the run of the show. Please do not show any fear or surprise about these changes, otherwise they may adjust you.
The background of the crew may be composed of multiple animated shots. If you find the same item, the same ██ corner, or the same █ appearing multiple times, please ignore them and do not try to find differences.
4. There is only one cat and one mouse in this crew. If you find more than this number of individuals, please report immediately. Please immediately.
Please immediately.
Please immediately. Please immediately.
8917. The mistress of the house does not belong to this crew, and any attempt to communicate with her may trigger an undefined script.
(Blood red handwriting) ██ normal! ███, █She██! ! ████████!
9998. Her normality has nothing to do with you.
——The crew management office
(The above rules were revised by █████, and some content has been deleted. I wish you a happy life.)
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