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Song Li, a graduate student who just came to the university, found a very bloody literature about robbing young mothers while relaxing. It included quite nonsense storylines such as father and son fighting, imprisonment, and finally forced double ejaculation, which perfectly avoided the common sense of normal people's society. But he was so good at it. The day after he closed the book, he was sent into the book by the bloody system. The identity he chose was still the male protagonist in the novel who stole his wife from his father.
Song Li: No, I just like this, I don't really want to be the protagonist of a bloody novel.
Dog Blood System 715: Congratulations to the host! Let us become bigger, stronger and more glorious on this bloody road!
However, the system was blind, and it chose Song Li, a straight man from the super universe who has been single for more than 20 years, almost causing a landslide in the bloody plot.
In the first episode, the scumbag father brought the delicate little white lotus mother home and said that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with him. In the original text, the domineering son should have lost consciousness after seeing the bright red at the end of the little mother's eyes. Song Li's choice was to pick up the solid wood ornaments at the door and hit Dad on the head with a lump to give him a gourd.
Song Li: Damn it, how far away is it for a man who cheats on marriage and cheats to die?
In the second plot, Xiao Baihua quarreled with his scumbag father and ran out of the house. He looked up at the sky at Forty-Five Angle in the heavy rain and was alone in the world. He was bumped into by the boss, who felt heartbroken and took him back to his home to support him. As a result, the idiot male protagonist was deceived by the acting little mother and tricked the company's secrets, and the scumbag father made the company bankrupt. After reading the original plot, and then looking at the scumbag father who was being played half-dead by the little white flower in the heavy rain and even quickly offline at the back, Song Li sincerely took out 20 yuan to offer, "Forget about taking it in, let's go eat 20 yuan beef noodles together."
Give me some repayment, the tyrant has not yet become well-off.
In the third plot, the boss of a bankrupt company went abroad for further study. He and his mother had a thousand-year stare at each other at the airport. The gloomy sunset separated the two. The boss's eyes were filled with three parts hatred, three parts love and four parts reluctance. In the end, he shouted out the phrase "Don't bully young people who are poor" before turning around and getting on the plane resolutely. As for Song Li, Song Li scheduled a flight at five in the morning, so he got up and ran away at one in the morning. He ran as fast as possible to stay away from these love-related neuroses.
Some people only think it's too late after they leave.
The system was beside him crying over the messy plot of Honkai Impact. Song Li still felt good about himself. It wasn't until he returned home according to the plot and saw that little white flower like Cuscuta sitting on the money and power of most of Kyoto's business districts that he became a being above ten thousand people. He smiled meaningfully at himself and realized something was wrong.
Wait, he is such a big, innocent and delicate little white flower.
Anti-routine master sand sculpture attack × white cut black viper beauty
The sand sculpture attack is on the road of rebellion and will never come back.
[Reading Notes]●Main attack, easy flow through sand sculptures
●An anti-dog-blooded novel, this book is not dog-blooded and is purely funny, attacking redemption and suffering, and favoring each other.
●Shuangjie 1v1, pseudo-little mother, but the little mother is basically a trapping element, so I can't write more. For details, please see Chapter 1.
Mission: Adversity will never give way