Young couple｜Pure hatred on both sides
[The female protagonist slaps her face, and the male protagonist lifts the rafters｜You bite me, I bite you and you won't let me go]
[Third person in the text]
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[Yunci's perspective]:
From the day I became one of the immortals in the Heavenly Palace, I formed an inseparable relationship with Chu Yun.
Master wants me and him to at least maintain superficial peace, but I don't want to. During the hundreds of years of Penglaihai practice, he and I have been enemies. We have to compete for the first place in everything. How can we reconcile overnight?
Not to mention that on the day when the practice ended, I secretly put some laxatives in his crane's meal and arrived at the Heavenly Palace half a quarter of an hour before him. I was conferred by the Emperor of Heaven and became the first Immortal in those hundred years.
When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't put enough food on the table. When my master took me to practice, I fell into the bad habit of loving money as much as my life.
Chu Yun hated me for teasing me on the day I finished my practice. During the seven hundred years after I returned to the Heavenly Palace after my practice, he never dealt with me at all times.
Of course I can't give in. He also has a weakness, that is, he cherishes his life very much.
Coupled with the resentment of Penglaihai for several years, the Heavenly Palace was disturbed by the two of us and there was no peace.
——After causing displeasure with the higher-ups, he and I were demoted to earth to experience life for a lifetime.
And a quarter of an hour ago, he destroyed the expensive brocade that I had spent two years working on, and my heart ached with anger.
I had just snuffed out half the life of his pet beast in the Sea of Consciousness, and before I could use my skills to fight each other, we were both pushed into the mortal pool by the Emperor of Heaven with a snap of his fingers.
What's even worse: Chu Yun and I took the hatred and palpitations that arose from seeing each other as falling in love at first sight. (I have no experience, so I won't mention it. I'm just angry)
In the mortal world, there is the reality of husband and wife.
After returning from experience in the mortal world, the old man Yuexian happily matched Chu Yun and me.
The commandment of the Heavenly Palace for thousands of years: Among the immortals, all couples who are married must stay together. If you don't want to, you will have to pay a fatal price, be scattered in the pool of life, lose most of your cultivation, and you will not be able to get it back even if you spend all your money.
I can't give up money, and Chu Yun can't give up his life.
We reluctantly got together, and when the matter of the Mortal Realm and Penglaihai came up, we started fighting. I slapped him in the face, like lifting the roof beams.
In fact, he was unreasonable, relying on the numerological red thread that the old man Yuexian forced us to tie together, and vented his anger in bed every fifteenth day.
I couldn't bear this kind of life anymore. I learned from the old woman in Hequan Cave a way to remove the red line in numerology. I died first, then went to the underworld, waited for three to five years, made myself miserable, and begged the Emperor of Heaven. He would definitely cancel this marriage.
On the day I died, I didn't even care about Chu Yun taking my money box early in the morning. I was shocked when I called him back because I was sick.
I suppressed the upward curve of the corners of my mouth and teased him weakly: "You are shameless, but these lips are just what I want, like the turtle dew I like to eat."
Looking at the shocked expression on his face, I breathed out contentedly.
It turned into an ethereal soul and hung in the glass lamp in the hall, just waiting for the red thread to break.
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[Chu Yun's perspective]:
The moment Yun Ci died in front of my eyes, I was almost scared to death.
I never thought of irritating her to death, and I felt so guilty that I urged the medical fairy to take a look. He said, "Fortunately, the red line in the numerology is not broken. When she comes back again, after a few years, you will still be husband and wife."
Before I had time to think about it, I subconsciously asked, "How can I break this red line?"
Medical Immortal: "If you know the golden beast of the sea, let it bite it off and eat it clean, and the red thread will be completely disconnected. Maybe she can wake up without this bond."
When the golden beast goes to sea, I have to lose half of my life.
Seeing that Yun Ci could no longer hold on, I gritted my teeth and gave it to her, but in the end I was just trying to catch her.
Unfortunately, my shoulders couldn't help but shudder.
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——Yun Ci was awakened by the shock.
There was a cold feeling on my lips, and I was in a daze. I pursed my lips and thought that the salty taste seemed to be Chu Yun's tears. When I realized something again, the red line had been disconnected, and Chu Yun died before me.
I:? ? I've fought with you, but you're taking this from me!
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[Difu Small Theater]:
I went around to Naihe Bridge by a familiar route, crossed my legs and hid under the awning, and saw that Chu Yun, in order to avoid suffering, had molded himself into a good immortal who loved his wife, people and gods as much as his life.
Finally, he couldn't help it anymore when he said to Qixian Aiai, "I won't mention the past. I have difficulties, and so does she."
I stood up and said, "Are you still shameless? Why don't you mention it even if you don't mention it! What difficulties did you have in the past years! You just wanted to punish me to death. On the morning of your death, I didn't praise you for being so kissable. You must be so happy. If I had known, I would have slapped you blindly!"
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What's wrong with #henhen? It's normal to kiss someone suddenly if you hate it#
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#If you pay so much attention to me, it's not because you admire me#
[Tips before reading]:
*The inspiration of the small theater comes from the Internet: "You didn't have any difficulties what happened back then..."
*The male and female protagonists are not perfect characters [emphasis added]
*Three parts: Penglai Sea + Couples on Earth + Entanglement in Heaven (tentative)
*This is not a pure sweet article, pure hate, pure hate, pure hate! !
*Shuangjie
*The copy has been screenshotted and saved on June 26, 2025 (to be improved/refined and shortened, the core remains unchanged)
Purpose: A young couple grows old together
