Write it down! Write it all down! I will write down every one of these bad things for you... When I wait for my future, of course there may not be a future... No matter what, I will write it down anyway, and at the very least I will leave it as a joke to my future self!
What, you're not? Stop talking and go to bed quickly. You will have to be a loser tomorrow...
Concept: Who is not a clown in life?