[Genshin Impact + Bentie] Cannon Fodder Zaizai Plays Genshin Impact, but Bentie Is Stuck in the Pool

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If you collect the author, you will receive a surprise~ The latest masterpiece of a fictional historian, also known as "Golden Baby Plays Genshin Impact immersively in the Teyvat Continent, but the iron card pool collapses" The copy is as follows CP: Risa The alluvial gold that was put in a desperate position in Pinoconi disappeared from the horizon after being struck by Huang Quan. In the dream, he saw himself as a child. The moment his palms touched each other, he silently made a wish in his heart: If I could do it all over again, I would rather use everything I have to exchange for the happiness and peace of my family and close friends. When he opened his eyes again, everything in front of him became unfamiliar. Under the astonished gazes of everyone around him, Sand Jin blinked, and the crowd became restless. "What a cute little boy!" ——Congratulations, the Star God heard your wish and fulfilled it. There is good news and there is bad news. Which one do you want to hear? The good news? ——You will have some warm and happy families here. So, the bad news? ——You are a cannon fodder~ Placer gold:...... Actually, I just said it casually. ——Don't worry, you can draw cards~ [Card drawing setting: Kakavasha (placer gold) has the ability to draw cards from the card pool. At this stage, the card pool only contains Bentie characters. It can be obtained by making a wish, and there is a 50% chance of success. Later, when the character's affection for the person with abilities rises to a certain level, he or she can join the wishing pool. ] [Additional skills: After being acquired, each character in the card pool will default to the ability user as his own child. ] Placer gold:...... I understand the truth, but what the hell is this acknowledgment that I am their cub? ———————————————————— So, a strange cub suddenly appeared on the continent of Teyvat: Falling from the sky and smashing the Sky Piano at the Mondstadt Flower Festival, I sneaked into Liyue secretly, but I didn't expect that there were treasure thieves all around me. When I entered Inazuma, I was so hungry that I snatched the last bunch of three-color dumplings from Thor. What Xumi dug up at random was the long-wanted canned knowledge ... The most incredible thing is that no matter where the cannon fodder Zaizai appears, there will be a crisis, and in times of crisis, people with strange clothes and strange accents will inevitably appear. Sunday: Where is my sister? Dan Heng: Is there a dragon here? Silver Branch: Fight for pure beauty! But it would be better if their presence didn't help. Sha Jin: Can you burn all these cards? I can solve them faster than them by myself! Everyone: Zaizai, don't you want us anymore? A recent report from Steambird News: Did Zaizai support you today? ——————————— Reading Guide 1. Ooc warning, ooc warning, ooc warning, I am a fictional historian, all interpretation rights belong to me QAQ 2. The plot flow is funny and nonsensical, focusing on an image + jokes. The character of Sand Gold is a walking complaining machine, full of inner drama, and comes with the cannon fodder non-qi buff. The whole plot is very enjoyable. 3. The Zaizai period is about family relationships. When you grow up, you fall in love. When you grow up, you fall in love. When you grow up, you fall in love (say important things three times). 4. Sand Gold Baby plays "Genshin Impact: The Growth History of Cannon Fodder Zai Zai" [Dog Head], and the card pool is Bengtie characters + later updated characters. In the eyes of the card-drawing characters, placer gold is just Kakawasha, their cub. Preview of "[Beng Tie] After being eavesdropped on the heart by Doctor Yao Qinghu" CP: [Jiaoqiu×Yanlin] (Editor 2.5: The decision to abandon the original plot is completely illusory) Copywriting: In the last life, Yan Lin's fox tribe, Zhuo Chi, stayed away from Xianzhou, but due to the torture of the demon's Yin body, he became an evil tribe that caused trouble and was surrounded and suppressed by Xianzhou. When both sides were hurt, the Buli people who had been dormant for a long time suddenly came out and wiped out the weak troops of both parties. In this life, he was reborn. As the youngest fox man in the clan, he vowed to find a way to save the clan and prevent this disaster. The first step is to go to Xianzhou to ease the relationship between the two parties. Therefore, he secretly jumped on the car that was said to be taking Dragon Girl back to Dandingsi, and at the same time hoped to get a way to relieve the demonic body of his tribe from her. When he reached out to grab the dragon girl's clothes, he accidentally touched something furry. Looking up along the tail, the fox man with narrowed eyes caught his eye. Yan Lin: It seems that I have provoked someone who is not easy to mess with... Unexpectedly, the fox man smiled at him and shouted like a foodie: "Want to eat hot pot together?" Yan Lin:? — Knowing that this narrow-eyed man was actually a healer, Yan Lin rubbed his hands and eagerly tried to kidnap him back to Zhuochi to heal his people. But... How did he know I was going to take action today? ! While quarreling with this man, Yan Lin discovered that this guy would always look at him for a long time with a strange look. It's like looking at a transparent piece of paper, there are no secrets at all. Everything was proceeding according to the timeline of his previous life, just as he was anxious about his incompetence. Is everything irreversible... Jiaoqiu waved her feather fan: "Everything is under control, and so are you." — Jiaoqiu, who sneaked out of Yaoqing to eat spicy food, suddenly realized that he could hear the voice of the fox man next to him. After bringing him back to Yaoqing—— On the surface, this guy is actively cooperative, with a serious and studious look on his face, but he is complaining in his heart: [Eating spicy food every day makes my anus hurt. When I tie you back to Zhuochi, I will make you grow coriander! No, the main purpose of these hands is to heal people, and I can't bear to make them tired! ] [How about putting some coriander in the spicy pot? If he faints from eating it, I can pack it up and take him away. Hehe, I will hold my nose and not eat it, so that I won't faint. ] The kidnapped victim Jiaoqiu:... When I went to war with Yao Qing—— This guy voluntarily hid in a safe area, preferring to push the healer to the front. He spoke of being strong and courageous, but complained in his heart: [Help, ah, ah, ah, ah! How could that tailless fox general be so powerful! The cruel words from the other side were gone before they even finished! My people are no more than a primary school student when they fight against her! It seems that we have to tie up a hostage to negotiate! ] Jiaoqiu, who was treated as a hostage:... On the dining table—— This guy was sitting next to him with a calm face, his eyes full of beautiful things. He seemed calm on the surface, but he was complaining in his heart: [Do you think this dish is rich? They all have the same taste. Look at the delicious water in this dish. It's quite light, right? Spicy. Spicy, everything is spicy! ] Jiao Qiu, the hard-working chef:... This man was so pampered that he was so pampered. — Jiaoqiu went to Zhuochi to propose marriage with the letter of engagement written by the general and the six rites. As soon as he reached the door, he was stopped by Yan Lin squatting at the door. "No! The clan leader said that I am the stupidest fox boy in the clan. If I find another weak fox boy, I will give birth to an even stupider fox baby." Jiaoqiu was helpless and kept giving examples to explain that he was not weak. Alas, there is no way. If you pamper a silly baby by yourself, you can only continue to pamper it by yourself. Reading Guide * Fictional historian warning, OOC is mine *After the death of Hu Lei, Jiao Qiu temporarily lost his sight, but it has nothing to do with the plot of Beng Tieyuan. Everything is set to serve the plot! *The protagonist's name is Yan Lin, because salt and pepper (Yan), hills (Lin) *I didn't know Jiaoqiu's character when I wrote the outline of the copy. Based on the pink fur fox + squinting eyes + feather fan, I speculated that he might be a character who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger. The details are subject to the above line. Purpose: Work hard to change your life