The Whole Entertainment Industry Is Driven Crazy by Me

[Read this article carefully, it is very crazy. I was also very crazy when I wrote this article. Lin Qingyun, a fresh graduate, a corpse cosplayer. After he died suddenly while writing a thesis, he became a young man who was disliked by thousands of people. System: You need to solve... Lin Qingyun's mood was stable: "When I blow up the earth with one punch, all the problems will be solved." System: ... It seems like a lunatic has been bound to it. --- Song Yu, Xiaobailian's fake young master, said, "Brother, my parents can't leave me. You have always been the one who is hated." Lin Qingyun went crazy, crawled in darkness, and swore at the fake young master, (What is this?) (Sand Dollars) (Eighteen Palms of the Dragon) The scumbag dad raised his hand, "If you hit your brother again, I will whip you." Lin Qingyun turned her head and slapped Daddy with her backhand, "I'm a college student, I'll slap him first." Scumbag dad & fake young master: ... Lin Qingyun is crazy. Being criticized by idol teammates and fans of idol teammates Lin Qingyun went crazy and broke the news: "Blessed are those who are fans of your brother! You have a sister-in-law, and your brother is still playing 0 for 1 outside behind her sister-in-law's back and having sex." --- It was voted into the S+ variety show by black fans. Highlights of the program - The evil program team plays tricks on the stars, and the stars are at odds with each other in various ways. On the show, the director asked Lin Qingyu to reflect. Lin Qingyun: "I have to examine myself three times every day. Am I too polite? Have I given you face? Should I take action?" The guest asked Lin Qingyun for trouble, and Lin Qingyun said: "I will give you some knowledge about the types of ducks, Donald Duck, Kodak Duck, Peking Duck. And..." The guest shyly replied: "I know, and do you like me?" Lin Qingyun: "And I'll kill you." Guest: (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ One month after Lin Qingyun joined the show, anti-fans were full of confidence: Did Lin Qingyun know that she was wrong? Everyone: Report, Lin Qingyun has become the father of a famous Buddhist in the Beijing circle - Sichuan Laozi. Whoever offends him will reveal the news. Everyone in the entertainment industry was trembling, either actively joining Lin Qingyun in going crazy or being driven crazy by Lin Qingyun. Passers-by were so fascinated by his explosive melons that they turned to fans one after another. Black fans:...... Lin Qingyun went crazy and broke the news everywhere, but she was not banned yet. Everyone speculated that Lin Qingyun had a tough background. Lin Qingyun smiled: "How can it be faster to commit suicide if you are banned? It's not that I have no way out, I still have a dead end." The black fans breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Lin Qingyun did not secretly live a good life behind their backs. Later, top bosses from all walks of life were vying to say that Lin Qingyun was their son. Heizi: Lin Qingyun, you are playing tricks on me. Is this what you mean by having no background? On the show, Lin Qingyun slapped the best actor Jiang Chengyun. The anti-fans were excited. The Jiang family and Jiang Chengyun will definitely not let Lin Qingyun go. But he didn't expect the aloof actor to hold Lin Qingxuan's hand and say with a crazy look on his face, "Baby, slap me again." The actor's business boss father: "Nyongyang, if you hit my son, you can't hit me anymore." Anti-fans once again broke the defense: Are they part of Lin Qingyun's play? Actor Gong, who looks cold but is actually a crazy actor, VS a beautiful woman who goes crazy when they disagree with each other Let yourself go. -------------Pre-receipt of "Baby Zong Cannon Fodder Cub, Showing Up and Being Pampered by the Group" Please collect it~ 1. Yu Qingling, who was three years old but was born as a cow or horse, died and turned into a newborn cub through the book. I saw a line of barrage right after I was born. [Zai Zai is so beautiful, will she really get acid thrown at her because the villain Qin family went bankrupt? Yu Qingling's face tightened, "It's so hot." It's like he was dressed as cannon fodder. 2. Yu Nian, a famous vase in the entertainment industry, once had an affair with Qin Fuyuan, the president of the Qin Group, and had a baby. Yu Nian originally planned to settle down, marry into a wealthy family, and achieve a class jump. The birth of the cub also brought a series of barrages. [These two father and son have no blessings at all. They cannot die anymore, and they are burdened with huge debts before they die. Yu Nian: "..." The good news is that a class jump has been achieved, the bad news is that the proletariat has become a debtor class. Yu Nian decisively ran away with the cub. Yu Qingling: My little dad helped me change my life against the odds! (★ ω ★) --- The father and son have reached a consensus and are determined not to find the unlucky eldest father, nor to become the other two unlucky guys. But when Yu Qingling was three years old, she was killed by Qin Fuyuan, who had been looking for a wife and children. Yu Qingling: Daddy changed my life back again╥╥... The plot cannot be modified. The father and cub directly regain their natural instincts, let themselves go, and begin to lie down. 4. Qin Fuyuan didn't understand why his wife and children were avoiding him. In order to save his wife and son, he signed up for a certain baby show to cultivate their relationship. To sum up, the other children cheer for the parents to win the first place in the task. However, Yu Qingling took Yu Nian to lie down, hugging the pillow and sincerely inviting her unlucky little dad to sleep: "Everyone is born with a rat, so let's be a dormouse today, pull." Yu Nian is lying down: That's okay. Qin Fuyuan:... Although Qin Fuyuan felt that both father and son were lazy, he was also glad that they were both lazy and could not live without him. I turned around and saw, Yu Nian, Yu Qingling and his father and son were known as the Kapibala father and son because of their beautiful mental state of "it's okay to live, but it's best to die". They became very popular and the whole Internet wanted to help him raise his cubs and support his wife. Even Wazong Guest's rival, Juan Wangzai, held his precious son's hand, "Uncle Qin, can Lingling go home with me?" Qin Fuyuan made sure that there was no one behind him. Opposite Juan Wang Zai: "I raise Ling Ling, and I teach Ling Ling how to do homework." Xianyu Yu Qingling took a few steps back, "... You, don't come over here!" Yu Qingling resolutely hid in her father's arms, "Ba Ba, let's go quickly, let's go home, Zaizai's head will be beaten with cheese." Qin Fuyuan: "..." His kid seems to want to be illiterate, forget it, just work harder on your own. At least let Zai be a rich and powerful illiterate. Zaizai's love line (childhood sweetheart) revisited as an adult: Super obedient, super good at coaxing people to raise him, he doesn't want to turn over, salted fish omega VS the king of cancer, the boyish dad alpha Parental love (□□): The business boss is very good at taking care of his cub, alpha VS the beautiful black and red Kapibala beta Intention: Life is a wilderness, not a track, and it should grow freely.