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Fake student Shi Jing fell into Professor Wen's arms while skipping class.
Shi Jing was quick to think: "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet."
Professor Wen, who didn't wait for anyone to come after school, discovered that the student who skipped class had suddenly transformed into a small boss selling fake goods at a jewelry exhibition.
Professor Wen, who had an even worse impression of Shi Jing, asked him coldly: "Student, if I remember correctly, you should be in the bathroom on the first floor of Hai Building in University C now, so are you skipping class openly?"
Shi Jing gritted his teeth angrily at being misunderstood: "What class does a boss like me need to attend in person? Also, please call me Mr. Shi."
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When we met again, Shi Jing, who had come to the school for recruitment, was shrinking in the deserted corridor with a pale face because of a stomachache.
Professor Wen raised his eyebrows and said, "Drink more hot water." He walked around the time mirror and walked away.
Small Theater 1
Wen Sheng's first thirty years of life were smooth sailing, if not smooth sailing.
The only worry is that the students did not finish reading the assigned literature in time.
After falling in love with Shi Jing, Wen Sheng's troubles suddenly increased exponentially, such as——
How to take out the sleeping mirror from the quilt before going to work,
How to make Shi Jing follow the doctor's advice and eat less snacks?
How to make your hungry eyes full? Don't cry after just two bites of roasted sweet potatoes.
And how to stop Shi Jing from feeding himself pineapple every day just to make the roasted sweet potatoes sweeter.
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Wen Sheng and Shi Jing went to the supermarket, and Shi Jing stuffed four large pineapples into the shopping cart.
Hearing the voice, he was helpless: "Shi Jing, your stomach is not very good, so you can't eat too much pineapple."
Shi Jing raised his head and looked at him innocently, "It doesn't matter, the pineapple is for you to eat."
Gentle, elegant, long mouth, no need to attack
①1V1, HE love story, non-teacher and student
②The character has no prototype and cannot be substituted into Jiu Mi;
③It's more formal to put together three, wishing everyone a good year
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Meng Chengfeng recruited a very competitive and handsome man named Gogo to his tavern, Midsummer.
Shengxia is good-looking and even better at dancing. Most of the customers who come into the store come for him. The only drawback is that they have to provide food and accommodation.
Meng Chengfeng couldn't create a staff dormitory out of thin air. To prevent Shengxia from being poached by his peers, he simply gave the second bedroom of his rental house to Shengxia.
When entering the door, Meng Chengfeng asked just to be on the safe side: "Are you a straight man?"
Shengxia patted her chest and promised, "Don't worry, brother, I'm as straight as your table legs!"
Meng Chengfeng was relieved.
Everything is fine in Midsummer, but... Why is the look in his eyes getting more and more wrong?
This is great!
Meng Chengfeng was alert: "Don't change your ways, you hear me!"
Shengxia felt aggrieved: "I didn't."
Meng Chengfeng was furious: "If you dare to fall in love with me, you're doomed!"
Shengxia's eyes were slightly red: "Brother, you are thinking too much."
Meng Chengfeng was furious: "Why are you blushing? I ask you why are you blushing!"
Shengxia felt guilty and lost, and almost burst into tears: "Isn't it okay if I blush even a little bit, brother..."
As a result, when Meng Chengfeng was blocked in front of the table by Sheng Xia, he discovered that his legs had already been bent in two places by Sheng Xia's express delivery!
Meng Chengfeng thought about how he had been attending nightclubs for several years. He had always kept his integrity and kept away from strangers. Unexpectedly, he ended up in the hands of his own people. Looking at Shengxia's face, he became furious: "Didn't you say you were a straight man?! Where are you! Don't look at me, turn around!"
Shengxia burst into tears and wiped her face with her sleeves: "I'm sorry, brother, I don't seem to be straight now. Why don't you give me a good spanking and give me a kiss after you do it? I want to kiss you. Please give me a kiss. I'll give you a kiss..."
Meng Chengfeng: "Get away!"
Shengxia: "Are you eating apples? Brother, I will cut the apples for you."
Meng Chengfeng: "Don't eat it!"
Shengxia: "Then let me massage you for a while, brother. I have learned a few more tricks recently."
Meng Chengfeng ate a rabbit apple and enjoyed a massage. He was kissed by Sheng Xia until he felt dizzy. He always felt that his life was over.
Irritable but easy to coax
Intention: Embrace the tower, embrace the stars
