The third prince and I have not gotten along since childhood. We always get into quarrels every time we meet. I am unruly and he is a wild man. Why did the emperor just grant marriage to the two of us!
What do you mean by childhood sweethearts and happy enemies? Bah!
Xiang An is my personal maid who serves me from a young age. We are like sisters. My poor sister became lame early and is frail and sick, but I can't bear to leave her and can't serve me. It's good to chat with me to relieve my boredom.
When she saw me crying, making trouble, and hanging myself, she kindly gave me some advice, asking me to take her as a dowry, and I would play by ear at night.
Seeing an opportunity... It's not impossible that the third brother looks more and more handsome~~~
Then the third prince was knocked unconscious, Xiang An picked me up and ran away.
? ? ? Aren't you already lame? And what are the muscles in your arms? ?
Small theater 1:
Zhou Leyan: Two days ago, when the Japanese lady was visiting Zuihualou, she saw Liu Chang, the courtesan, looking at her. It was very beautiful. It would be better to ask her father to seal the money for him to redeem him in the mansion, which would also be considered as a accumulation of virtue.
Xiang An: It's really a wonderful thing for a young lady to be kind and generous, but I recently heard that Liu Chang has to bathe six times a day for two hours each time. It might be a waste of water to welcome him into the house.
Zhou Leyan: (covering his mouth in surprise) How can this be true? Then has he been soaked in the water?
Xiang An: This is indeed true. People say he is a fish spirit. Miss, please think twice!
Zhou Leyan: If it is a carp spirit, it would be worthwhile to build a special spring for him.
Xiang An: No, it's said to be a crocodile spirit.
Zhou Leyan: (waving hands in horror) That's all. If my father knows that I bought a crocodile, I'm afraid he will sell me to Zuihualou.
Xiang An: (Pear Blossoms and Rain) I know I am disabled and useless, but I am loyal and will stick with you to the death~~~
Zhou Leyan: (very touched) It's better for you! I don't redeem anyone, just you is enough!
Xiang An: :)
Small Theater 2:
Zhou Leyan:? ? ? So your lameness has been faked for several years?
Xie Tingyan: No, I lie on the kang every day. It is indeed almost the same as being lame~~
Zhou Leyan: Why are your leg muscles still so developed when you lie down every day?
Xie Tingyan: I exercise secretly every night~~~
Zhou Leyan: Why didn't you say earlier that you were born a man?
Xie Tingyan: I want to spend more time with the lady~~~
Zhou Leyan: You... Get out! !
In an imaginary dynasty, the female protagonist is bright and assertive about Ming Dali, and the male protagonist is green tea, white lotus, and a man with a black belly.
Intent: Completely crazy! Crawling in the shadows, rat-men of the sewers!