Do You Think He Would Care If You Favor Him? His Heart Has Long Been as Cold as a Dead Fish That Has Been Stranded. After Years of Training in the Winery, He Has Become the King of Complaints with No Emotional Ups and Downs in His Heart.

Note: The average number is a few hundred but not a thousand, and there are often more than a thousand, and there are quite a few (the only normal word count (three thousand) in this article is in Chapter 269) Key: (The whole article is mainly written with homophones)/(cold jokes)/(hell jokes) (There are more detailed instructions at the bottom) (If you can accept it, I'm glad) There are also two related articles, one based on the serious plot of this article: "Red and Black Showdown: A Third Party Joins the Five-person Police Academy" One is a purely original story about the protagonist "A few things about Reed and Courtois" ———— How does one go from being taciturn both internally and externally to possessing the soul of complaining (crossed out) (the king of homophones) inside? All you need is a boss who kills you, really kills you, oh? Physical sense How to go from dead fish to live fish? All you need is a gold boss (undercover) Yiqing · Dead fish turns into living fish · Lai: Boss, wonderful rejuvenation, boss. My friends no longer worry about me Yi Fa Fa: You asked me why I did the reverse operation? Yifa: What's not crazy these days? Crazy is the best cover :) On the surface, he has a face that is as calm as ever, but on the inside, he is calmly complaining about all kinds of things. Yes, there are no ups and downs of emotions in his heart. His inner complaints are not ↗↘↗↘, but →→→→ ———————— Thanks to the copywriter for seeing this: The copywriting is useless, and the writing is useless (in essence, there is no copywriting, and the copywriting is a fraud) The main feature is Shijin (crossed out), which is cold I just used a Conan background to make me crazy (I'm sorry about the ooc character), and wrote hundreds of homophonic memes (just for the sake of writing homophonic) There are private devices, very many, heavy, and massive (I'll just summarize the background of one private device) The update time is probably around 7:00 or 8:00 in the morning (if the time is normal, it will be stuck before 12:00) Updates based on fate, I write whenever I feel inspired, updates are unstable (?) (I can't really update based on fate, but I'll do it thoroughly as soon as I put it in place) short story Each chapter has a few hundred words, which can be regarded as a small theater Just for epilepsy, no plot line (well, actually there is), just homophonic jokes (this is the point) Just write and play, come to epilepsy Ninety-nine point ninety-nine percent of the protagonist's inner thoughts (crossed out), dialogue flow ———————— I opened this because I suddenly wanted to open one just for writing homophones. At that time, I wrote the article passionately without thinking for a few minutes (... That is to say, I didn't use my brain) I just thought, I have no writing skills, but I want to write something, and then I like homophones very much I started this article with passion just to write about homophony. The essence of the article is homophony (close your eyes) (Suddenly I feel the desire to live) Concept: It's the author's sudden whim.