Anti-theft is turned on, the anti-theft ratio is 60%, and purchases are prohibited within 120 hours.
Welfare extra subscription ratio 65%
Traveler ≠ Ying, traveler is called traveler
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Question: What the hell is Teyvat! ?
Answer: It's a maid cafe
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You don't want anyone to know that you worked as a maid at Teyvat Cafe, right? (Devil whispers
A certain detective:…
A police undercover agent:...
A certain magic spirit operator:...
A certain gravity user:...
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A certain Yaksha was invited by a traveler to a different world, but he was faced with a maid costume.
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No respect for the immortal master!
Turning around, he caught a glimpse of the person he admired the most, wearing a maid outfit, drinking tea and listening to music calmly.
... The emperor must have a deep meaning in doing this! (Endure the humiliation) (wear maid outfit)
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At a newly opened bar in Yokohama, someone asked: Where is your red-haired boss?
The bartender couldn't explain what he said: He was at the Teyvat Maid Cafe in Tokyo, and he said... It's his turn to be a maid today...
Guest:? ? ?
No? ? ? Does your boss still have this side job? ? ?
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The leader of Teyvat is a little girl who loves soaking wolfberries in a thermos cup.
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When the six eyes of the Gojo family met the traveler for the first time, she hid behind a man with outstanding temperament and peeked at him from time to time.
A certain guest explained: Travelers are just shy.
Then she heard her shyly asking Wu: Do you want to be my wife?
Wu: Shy?
Just when he was about to refuse, Jie came. The shy traveler immediately changed direction and asked Xiang Jie shyly: Do you want to be my wife?
Jay:? ? ?
Enlightenment: If you do this, I'll get excited!
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Secret meeting between port mafia leaders and cadres——
Leader: How was the discussion with the people in power in Teyvat?
Cadre (blushing): She asked me if I wanted to be her wife
Leader:? ? ?
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Pushing open the door of the newly opened bar in Yokohama, the traveler greeted him excitedly: Good afternoon, hat wife!
A certain cadre put down his hat: Don't call me wife...
"Ding Bell" the door was pushed open again, and the traveler greeted him excitedly: Good afternoon, Bandage Wife!
A certain bandage spirit: Good afternoon~
Hat Wife:? ? ?
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Later, people learned that wife is just a title for travelers.
She held the thermos cup, blew on the hot air, and shook her head arrogantly: Xiao Zhong, why do you think some people always misunderstand me?
Xiao Zhong: That's what the traveler said.
Traveler: Do you know what I'm talking about? ? ?
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Let's be a little more serious↓↓↓
There's a new maid cafe in Tokyo called Teywat.
When everyone thought this was just an ordinary organization of superpowers, unknown changes quietly appeared.
The water dragon that stirs the waves in Yokohama, the thunderbird that lights up the sky above Tokyo...
This is just the beginning.
"Although I have no intention of chasing deer, I know the suffering of the people... The sky is moving and everything is moving."
"Thunder and lightning are fleeting... Rice light is also eternal!"
Pious people, how can we make God cast His gaze?
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Doctor: Another world?
What interesting collisions will occur?
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The following is the advance payment↓↓↓
"Unbridled!" I want to kill all nine of your clans!
Qin Zheng has a well-known secret, she is Qin Shihuang.
My favorite thing to say on weekdays is - "Insolent! I will kill all nine of your tribes!"
The Knife Masters have a well-known secret. Their examiner is a mentally ill person who likes to call himself the First Emperor all day long.
In order to protect their face, one of their favorite things to do is to make others believe that their master is Qin Shihuang.
No more talking, here she comes.
Hasebe: Your Majesty, drive, arrive.
All sword masters: Welcome your Majesty—Long live your Majesty, long live your Majesty—
PS: The main theme is Dao Chaos and Curse Return (there may be others, but they are not decided yet).
The heroine is really crazy in the early stage, but she pretends to be crazy later on.
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Qin Zheng has no aspirations, just to live.
Even dead.
But all day long, people were calling her "Your Majesty" like crazy.
Although it is another "she".
Ha... That's okay too.
Then she would just reluctantly take over this position.
With nothing to do, she found some fun
She wants the world to have her last name. (Laughing)
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The world of magic was disturbed by a madman, and the monastery was even more disturbed.
"Crazy woman!"
"Presumptuous." Qin Zheng stepped on his face, half-smiling, "You want to call me - Your Majesty."
Purpose: The beauty of life lies in enjoying every day that passes