[Third person in the text——]
The final exam for the second grade of junior high school had just ended. I was running home with my math papers in my arms, and my phone suddenly started ringing up - it was a call from my cousin from my hometown, asking me to go back and serve as a "witness" for my grand-nephew's wedding.
Who makes my genealogy go against heaven?
When I take the main seat during the Chinese New Year, the gray-haired old man has to kowtow to me;
When relatives give birth to a baby or divide a family, they always come to me with a family tree and ask for my opinion.
But I didn't expect that even the grandson of the domineering boss in the article about my "loving wife running with the ball" would take me for granted.
On the first day, the housekeeper called: "Old Ancestor, my wife offered five million to let the young lady go, but the young master wants to sever the relationship!" I stared at the physics paper in front of me and fell silent - I haven't solved this question yet!
The next day, the village chief's phone rang again: "Old ancestor, your grandson's wife is growing mushrooms in the countryside and digging up our ancestors' graves!" I answered the phone while chewing bread, and the sauce fell from the corner of my mouth: Is this plot even more outrageous than the novel I read?
On the third day, a call from the traffic police team shocked my hands: "Family members, come quickly! Your grandson blocked the road and robbed people, blocking half of the street!" I clutched the failed English test paper that had just been issued, and was completely confused:
Is there anyone in charge?
I am just a junior high school student with average grades and having to make up homework until midnight every day. I am not the "trouble mediator" of the whole family!
Intention: to be a good person
