Daily Life of a Panda Cub Released from Captivity

Three years after his debut, Du Jingmo offended his seniors in the industry and was banned. His life in the capital was a mess. His family strongly disagreed with Du Jingmo continuing, so they summoned Du Jingmo to go home and take exams. Next to my hometown is the Giant Panda Breeding Base, and my family members all work at the base, doing chores such as logistics, cleaning, cutting bamboo, and looking at the warehouse. Under the hope and pressure of the whole family, Du Jingmo finally passed the exam. …… On the first day of reporting, Du Jingmo was assigned to Grade 25 Kindergarten. There were six giant pandas in this class, all about half a year old. Originally there was a wet nurse and a wet nurse, but the wet nurse accidentally fell and broke his bone, which lasted for a hundred days. The wet nurse will retire at the end of next year. I plan to impart all my knowledge and abilities to Du Jingmo on how to subdue these noisy little guys. Unexpectedly, Du Jingmo did a better job than her, and the nanny kept praising her every day. But only Du Jingmo himself felt very guilty. Because for some reason, she could understand what the giant pandas in the class were saying, and she seemed to have a particularly good physique that the giant pandas liked. …… The giant panda with top diplomacy returned to China and lived on the hilltop next to Du Jingmo. Fans went to visit and accidentally passed by the park where Du Jingmo was located. After seeing Du Jingmo, they took a video and posted it online to ridicule. Netizen 1: "Really, so-and-so has withdrawn from the circle to come here to enjoy the popularity of giant pandas." Netizen 2: "Oh my God, I think the Internet celebrity is going crazy. The popularity of giant pandas is also matched." Panda Valley forwarded: [Stop spreading rumors! ! This is our level 25 outstanding nanny from the Giant Panda Kindergarten! ! Everyone: "!!!" Netizen 1: "Kneel down and kowtow. I'm sorry I was wrong." Netizen 2: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm just looking down on others." Other passers-by: "Hahaha, don't insult the dog." The provincial TV station recorded the public welfare science variety show "Growing Giant Panda" at the base. The mother bear took the initiative to hand over her cub to Du Jingmo. The cub slept soundly in Du Jingmo's arms. When he woke up, he came to her for a kiss. Netizen: [! ! ! ! Soul piercing, I want soul piercing! —— Received in advance "Live broadcast as a fan of animals in the African savannah" One second Xu Luoying was busy in the emergency room without touching the ground, and the next second she was transported directly to the African savannah, and was required by the system to live broadcast for eight hours a day. After one year, she would receive a cashback of 8 million: "..." What's not so good about the bustling cities of mankind is that she happened to travel to the African savannah, which is probably the most primitive place on earth. She was just complaining that the work pressure was too high! ! ! ​​And, to be honest! ! Eight million is a bit low! She sold all the houses belonging to her parents, grandparents, and grandparents for 8 million! All equipment was provided by the system. Xu Luoying took her mobile phone and power supply and started live broadcasting. It lasted eight hours. It was too hot during the day, so Xu Luoying decided to only broadcast at night, even though the African savanna is the most dangerous at night. Fortunately, the system agreed to give me whatever I asked for. Xu Luoying was chased by a pregnant lioness. Barrage: [Is it possible for the anchor to survive? In order to escape, Xu Luoying asked the system for ten kilograms of fresh beef to stuff between the lion's teeth. Being driven out by the Hyena Queen and a group of hyenas, Xu Luoying asked the system for 100 kilograms of fresh mutton to stuff the teeth of the hyenas. Barrage: [Funds exploded. Time passed little by little, and the lions, hyenas, leopards and cheetahs on the grassland all "coveted" Xu Luoying. The lioness Xu Luoying fed gave birth to four cubs. The cubs ran to Xu Luoying's arms and asked for a hug. Xu Luoying asked the system for a comb to comb the cub's hair. Barrage: [Where can I apply for this job? The system will launch Xu Luoying's live broadcast on the global video platform. Everyone on the planet agrees that the young female photographer from China is the only one who combines animal protection and survival in the wild. At the end of the one-year period, Xu Luoying received 800 million and a handsome face given by the system. Xu Luoying: "!!! I'd like to ask if it's too much?" System: [Underestimating the host's ability. This is the final settlement income of the host's global video account. Your food and drink are actually business orders received by this system. Xu Luoying: "... What about him! Is he also a merchant??!" … "Thoroughbred Cattle and Horses Binding Free Order System" After Zhou Wanyuan graduated from university, she found an e-commerce job with a monthly salary of 4,500 RMB, working 9-to-6 every day. After saving three months of salary, she gritted her teeth and bought a 3,000 RMB tablet. It broke on the first day after buying it. Unable to return or exchange due to his own reasons, Zhou Wanyuan sat on the floor and cried for thirty minutes. His tears fell on the tablet and activated the order-free system. Free order system 71: [Congratulations to the host for binding the daily free order system, let's start a pleasant experience. Zhou Wanyuan was dubious about the sudden appearance of the system. She didn't dare to speak loudly, so as to avoid the 4.5 Yuan fee for the first order of shared bicycles. A new intern at the company rode a shared bicycle to work on his first day, and then drove a Bentley after becoming a full-time employee. Pick up a customer and add 50 yuan to the gas in front of the customer. Zhou Wanyuan: "..." Sorry, today's free order has been used. The company's new intern rented a rental house in the outer suburbs, and upgraded himself to a presidential suite when he was on a business trip. The room was looted when checking out. Zhou Wanyuan: "..." Sorry, the wool comes from the sheep. I can't sleep unless I go home. The new eldest lady of the company, the CEO, had brought the company into bankruptcy and could not afford the rent. When she went to the landlord to ask for credit, she met the intern who had just become a regular employee. Zhou Wanyuan: "..." Sorry, it's rare for a foolish young lady to reform the labor law. * When Zhou Wanyuan met the peerless handsome man Biches for the first time, the system showed that he was also free of charge. Full of lust, she was excited, and her tongue was tied when she called his name, and she called him Xie Si... Si. Xie Si: She loves me. —— End of the column "The top-notch mother is a Buddhist and a salty fish" Copywriting: Yan Danyue has always been a well-known fish in Chuan Bookstore. Chuan Shu never follows the plot in the book, but does it anytime and anywhere. It just so happened that her character in this book was a wealthy wife and a top-notch biological mother. Such good conditions were suitable for a salty fish. Yan Danyue was grateful to the evil person in charge of the bookstore. Her biological son Lu Tinghan, who is the top control group in this book, is the worst cannon fodder in the book, acting like a monster and causing trouble, constantly stimulating the male protagonist with his family of origin. He has been the male protagonist Ji Congnan's rival since his debut. In the end, he was packed up by the male protagonist and sent to Siberia to dig potatoes. Ji Congnan debuted at the age of seventeen. He is the captain of a top-notch boy band. His business ability ranks first among men's bands. He has won countless awards. He has a wide range of interests and hobbies. He is an all-round player and is friendly to fans. He always goes to and from the airport to give gifts to fans. He patiently answers letters from fans. When he takes on roles, he also chooses second male leads or male leads in idol dramas that fit his image. Lu Tinghan became a monk halfway, and the draft was all about luck. His bad personality has deeply penetrated into the hearts of fans. Those who like him love him to death, and those who hate him wish he would disappear from the entertainment industry, especially those who had not debuted at that time. He has a stage presence that is difficult to live. He is an alternative and knows how to create. But every time he releases a song, he shocks the entertainment industry. His lyrics are barbed, and he does not accept acting as a non-traditional martial arts villain. Everyone in the entertainment industry treats each other as rivals. Ji Congnan's fans also had deep resentment towards Yan Danyue for no apparent reason. After Yan Danyue walked in, she had no intention of taking care of Lu Tinghan's affairs. Later, Lu Tinghan's bad character design was too real, and Yan Danyue reluctantly became a fan of her mother. Everyone in the entertainment industry discovered that Lu Tinghan was suspected of being in love, and he was still with his fans. It seemed that even his clothes were stripped off and mixed together. Everyone thought that Lu Tinghan was finally going to collapse, and they celebrated happily for seven days. Lu Tinghan: @yandanyue, my biological mother. Ji Congnan: @yandanyue, my mother. Lu Tinghan's fans: "??????" Ji Congnan's fans: "????" Lu Tinghan is even more @ Ji Congnan: What's the matter with you? Ill. Yan Danyue sat in the backyard of Linjiang Villa and choked on her tea. She said calmly that she did have two ex-husbands and that she could not hold a bowl of water evenly. Purpose: Let the captives become a bridge of life education, and let the wild residents continue to write the evolutionary epic of the mountains and seas of bamboo.