The World's Stupidest English Mutual Aid Alliance [Internet King]

When I was a sophomore in high school, my English score was always below 60. My teacher was worried about my parents and said that my barrel effect was at its fullest. I had to be in the top 100 to get into the top 50. The tutor I hired was very old-fashioned and I had to memorize 300 words a day. It was when I was rebellious that I decided to perform the first act of rebellion against my parents in my life: learn English by myself. The netizens surfing the Internet are considerate and appropriate, but the translation software is ruthless. My English partner, a Japanese and a Chinese, and I established the first learning method despite the language barrier, speaking English. I said to him: Are you surfing the Internet really to learn English, not for online dating? He replied to me: I can't understand. He told me: Tonight's moon will be the same as the moon, and the moon will be the same as the moon tonight. I replied to him: speak Chinese PLZ, or fuck English. — Later, during my graduation trip, I went to Japan to meet my English-speaking partner. We argued for fifteen minutes over whether Miss Miss meant he missed her or missed her. The seniors around him looked strange, as if they thought we were communicating in some new international language. After spending two days in Tokyo, I planned to go back to my country to fill in my application form, and my English-speaking friend asked me when I would be free again. I said yes immediately. He was stunned for a while and suddenly laughed, saying that he understood this, you were saying like you. I looked at him for three seconds, and his face turned red after he reacted. I thought: It turns out that people really can't become smarter. Consumption warning: 1. A short story with tens of thousands of words, about online dating from two perspectives. Although it involves multiple languages, the jokes are all domestic. 2. A high school life that does not follow the main storyline. Understanding the characters depends entirely on your own brainstorming to avoid OOC lightning. Purpose: No matter how high school students are, they must study hard