Sir, Your Tentacle Fell Off

The column preview contains "The Evil God's Believers Are Defecting" [Gentle and Elegant * Angelic Face * Black-bellied Evil God * Attack] VS [Flirting without knowing it * Cruel and ruthless * High and cold-blooded brother], the copy is at the bottom, please collect it! ————Copywriting of this article: Bai Po makes a living by selling monster corpses and is a hunter who makes monsters fearful. After Jinpen washed his hands, he opened a coffee shop, living a leisurely life but with mediocre income. One day, a gloomy customer came to the store. The tentacles on his body were soft and soft, and they fell off as he walked, and the tentacles stuck to him. Bai Pei: Sir, your tentacle fell off. Mr. Monster smiled with an evil look in his eyes: Are my tentacles scary? Bai Zi: It's so cute, give it to me. Mr. Monster: Man, you are very bold. Bai Zhu suddenly took out a big knife for hunting monsters. Mr. Monster: ... How much? *—— Wu Yuan will always remember the smell of that hunter. The nest turned into a sea of ​​fire, and the hunting knife pierced his heart. He almost didn't survive. In order to seek revenge, he searched all over the world and finally smelled the scent of a suspected hunter. That's the owner of the coffee shop, Bai Di—— A beautiful and clean mammal. He has a gentle temperament and is friendly to others. He is completely different from that crazy hunter. So he chased the hunter at night and went to coffee shops to test it during the day, but every time a tentacle was taken away. Wu Yuan: This is the last time. Bai Di: I like it. Can I have a few more? Before Wu Yuan could answer, all the tentacles on his body rebelled and climbed onto Bai Po's legs to massage him. Bai Xi (blushing): Thank you. Wu Yuan:? Wu Yuan found that he could not refuse Baizhi. He instinctively lusted after Bai Gu's body, and even if he found out the truth, he just wanted to deceive himself. Until one day, what came out of his body were no longer small tentacles, but giant tentacles as thick as a python and covered with suckers. "I changed my mind." He approached Bai Zhu, with suppressed fire in his eyes. "Use your body to repay me." Notes: 1. [The little skinny fishing kitten is attacked by the wet and tsundere X] The main character is Tiantian. 2. Gong is an octopus evil god. 3. The world view is purely imaginary, please don't test it. ——The Tuitui column has pre-collected "The Believers of the Evil God Are Defecting", please collect it! The following copy: [Gentle and elegant * Angelic face * Dark evil god * Attack] VS [ Flirting without knowing it * Cruel and ruthless * High and cold brother suffers] Luo Xingmiao is an aloof and cool guy. As a volunteer player, he participated in a game called "Secret Defection". The villain NPC in the game was an evil god, but he looked like an angel, and his charm captivated all living beings, winning him countless fans. In the game, players have their memories erased and take on a new role - insider believers who are suspicious of each other. After discovering that the god is an evil god, they are ready to defect. They fight among themselves and are full of ugliness, providing fans with excellent viewing pleasure. Except Luo Xingmiao. In the first round, he did not participate in the inner ghost struggle, but relied on absolute loyalty to become the evil god's confidant. Then, defected smoothly. Audience: Excellent acting. In the second round, he used painless poison and became the first person to kill a god. Audience: The dog named Luo dared to kill my wife! In the third round, he acted like a salted fish and stayed out of it. Until the identities of the traitors were exposed and the gods became furious, just when the audience thought Luo Xingmiao was about to make a big turn, he actually committed suicide in front of the gods and took the initiative to be eliminated—— Audience: Damn it! * Luo Xingmiao felt trapped in reincarnation. He tried to find a way to end it until the system sent him a prompt. ——To induce the gods to fall in love with themselves. He wants to break away from his identity as a believer and become the "lover" of the evil god. Luo Xingmiao (cold face): Fishing type? I won't. System: No, you are very good at it. Luo Xingmiao:? Luo Xingmiao felt that it was impossible for him to succeed. His god was unattainable, and countless people rushed to sacrifice themselves, but they all died miserably. But when he tried it with his own body and kissed the fingertips of the gods, But was gently locked by the gods—— Then take off your clothes. Luo Xingmiao: ... My God, please think twice. But his god still had a pure white smile. "I've been waiting for you for a long time, traitor." [Gentle and elegant * Angelic face * Dark evil god * Attack] VS [ Flirting without knowing it * Cruel and ruthless * High and cold brother suffers] *——There is also an advance version of "Domestic Mushrooms Grow Spores". Before the divorce, the professor found out that his partner was a mushroom and was pregnant with his baby - please collect it! Intention: Cherish true love and love life.