Introduction
First of all, I am an emperor.
Secondly, I am a wise king.
The most important thing is! I! He is a tyrant! Ouch! ! !
Let me tell you the truth, everyone here is rubbish!
Why are all my civil servants full of martial virtue, and why are my military generals always full of nonsense?
Is there something wrong with you?
Tutor? ! You're already 20,000 years old, so don't imitate young people and commit suicide for love, okay? ! ! Want to enter the imperial mausoleum? Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My great-grandmother would not agree! ! !
General! You are a great general! You are a man! Come and say to me, I am a man, I am a man, I am a man! ! ! Could you please stop playing with your embroidery needle? What! ? Is this an ancestral artifact? Can one stick be worth an army of 100,000?
Okay, I won't say anymore, next one!
Minister of the Ministry of Finance, I'll go to your uncle! And secretly devour my little treasury! Do you understand what is meant by the difference between monarch and minister? It starts with emotion and ends with etiquette, and distance creates beauty? What does it mean that a baby is safest only if it is hidden in the belly? Is your special cat the gold-eating beast? ! ! !
The Secretary of the Ministry of Finance had an innocent face: I am, Your Majesty.
... Okay, I'm speechless, I'm tired, I have a headache, I want to conquer it myself!
I want to let those bird people who are fighting for my territory know how powerful I am!
Someone from the imperial kitchen came and asked: Your Majesty, can you catch a few of them and keep them for food?
... You guys are not afraid of being poisonous.
Anyway! This family cannot survive without me.
I am so good!
Atypical court - atypical fantasy - atypical ancient times - atypical cultivation of immortals - atypical Classic of Mountains and Seas - atypical Western fantasy - atypical autobiography - essential complaints.
Purpose: Don't like tragedy